Key‘s Drawer

Just stuff all over the place, I have no clue how Tumblr works, if someone has some Social Rules of Tumblr that‘d be nice.

[waitingforthesunrise]

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

[creative-anchorage]

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

[inwardhardar]

[takethistoyourstardust]

no other warning like this is on any of the other products on the site.

[horce-divorce]

[miss-sagemoon]

I've been he/it

[groovy-rat-man]

I Now Pronouns You Dead

[teaboot]

and wife

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[paper-bag-arts]

erm.,,, the creature

[segamascott]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[cpericardium]

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[lethologick]

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[maikron]

I have a 3am shift in the morning. I needed to be asleep like an hour ago.

[doubleca5t]

tumblr is a website full of funny posts and great art and also people being wrong about things that you never thought you'd see someone be wrong about and people finding new and creative ways to be misogynistic in such a way that it appears woke to the untrained eye

[lilstinky]

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[sandersstudies]

I’ve mentioned my manager and his baby many times but it is so funny how the baby is just like... his friend. Like I had great parents, I’ve met a lot of great parents, and I’ve never met somebody who talks about their baby like he does.

He’s like “aw I actually can’t go out that night, I’m gonna hang out with [baby’s name].” He talks about her like they have conversations even though she can’t talk yet. It’s never “I took her” to a place, it’s always “we went.” He’s confident that she understands most if not all that happens around her and acts accordingly and it’s so sweet.

When he brought her to see us at work the first time, he was making a pot of coffee for her mom, and even though she was still tiny I remember he talked her through how to make coffee just as if he was talking to an adult.

[sandersstudies]

She’s one now, but I’ve worked with him since she was born and can guarantee he’s always been like this.

He’s like “yes I am friends with my baby, unlike other people my baby is very cool.”

[ghost-in-a-player-piano]

That is gonna be so fucking good for her development.

Feeling appreciated, getting undivided attention, being taught that she's basically competent and just needs experience to do things, the language modelling, the behaviour modelling, the respect for her as a person.

[radiobob214]

My grandfather did this. He would always talk to me like he cared about what I was saying. He listened to me like whatever I was talking about was the most important thing in the world.

[im-fostering-it292]

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.