bingus dungeon

founder of glass eaters anonymous inbrane in the semrane also cryptixd on here for art

[bathroomcube]

now remember, "kink" is to "fetish" as "poisonous" is to "venomous"

*hands you a knife*

you know what to do. we're all counting on you.

[superdz555]

(link)

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[immaspidermenace]

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

[3000s]

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

[3000s]

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

[3000s]

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

[vamprawr]

what the hell is their ship name? blellow? yellue? green????

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[vamprawr]

mount fay fucking sucks like genuinely who thought this would be fun

[vamprawr]

how it felt rewatching the ch 5 lake scene after seeing weird route

[vamprawr]

who the FOCK balanced this fight? am i just dogshit? ok well i know thats true but like damn yall every single enemy in this chapter has tossed me around like a ragdoll

[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[penumbraphantasm]

okay

[fafameow]

the strange greeting is really adorable so i tried to recreate it in pixels

[witchofanguish]

There's a somewhat-unstated division in social progressive circles that goes "being socially inept for autism reasons is fine, but being socially inept for regular reasons is bad and mockable." And then in practice everyone assumes it's for regular reasons when it comes up

[sunbeetle]

friend group in their 20s

friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊

friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do

friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???

friend 2: well nooo...

friend 4: someone is at my door 😰

friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍

friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes

friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor

you: just got off work is anybody free

[a hot, silent wind blows]

[dogpuppy]

[polishwave]

[savyir-genesizz-the-wizard]

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

[tariqah]

Who’s Eid. Your gf?

Who’s Eid…….

[tariqah]

Eid Mubarak…

[imifos]

stab scene intimacy coordinator

[ieafy]

friendly neighbourhood Skitty

[realpokemon]

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo

[azcity-digital-lanternflies]