Vamplife29

I like many bands and many things, like pizza

[dangercupcakemurdericing]

White scifi fans are like, “I wanna fuck this space lizard, I wanna fuck this robot, omg this non humanoid is super hot” and 5 seconds later say “I’m just not attracted to Black people, that doesn’t make me racist. :)”

[pimpingchickmagnet6969]

gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right

[kickloop]

okay hear me out

a magical girl anime

but with moms instead

[stormoftheeast-deactivated20181]

[raisnutheraichu]

I have a mighty need.

[oolongearlgrey]

Plot Twist: the main villain is ALSO a mom

“A woman must be strong to protect that which she holds most dear…” 

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

What if their kids are best friends who go to the same school?

[intet-the-dreamer-deactivated20]

Imagine the PTA meetings

[valorousowl]

fite me helen

[gardevoir387-deactivated2022062]

I WOULD WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

[caramellsamosa-deactivated20180]

Complimenting my friends like

[hellyeahthomassanders]

Watch: Anything VINE Can Do, YOUTUBE Does Better (ft. Thomas Sanders)

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

please don’t meme the history of japan too much it’s a pure and good thing please don’t take it from me

[theearthsays-hello]

Casual reminder: Bernie has lost 16 states to Clinton. Obama lost 21 to Clinton including Florida and Ohio. Bernie is also projected to do pretty well in the next two primaries. Please keep the faith and please keep voting! We failed him today big time, but he still has a chance. Please get out there and vote, because if we give up on him now we will really be failing him. Be loud, be proud, and speak up!

[urtotallynotpunkrock]

DO NOT BELIEVE THE MEDIA!!!

Bernie Sanders is not out of the race. GET OUT THERE AND VOTE!

Just because the media only covers Hillary doesn’t not mean that Bernie is out.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE UP ON HIM.

He’s not pulling out of the race or giving up, so WE CANNOT GIVE UP ON HIM!!!

[thomassandersfandersblog]

Anything VINE Can Do, YOUTUBE Does Better (ft. Thomas Sanders)

[joynature]

phil’s lil squeal

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

[exceptionals]

me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myself nurse: u cant- me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate* nurse: no problem come right this way

[ruinedchildhood]

person: the original song is always better than the cover

me: 

[fucknofetishization]

Also forgot to add that no one said anything when 16 year old Hilary duff got together with 25 year old Joel Madden back in 2004.

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I was literally 6 years old in 2004 what was I supposed to do

[aberrati0n]

Lets just say my trip to m&m world was a successful one

[thatsthat24]

I love tumblr messenger

[fladorphae]

[pharaohdynamic]

Means so much to meeee