THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER

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[pwhlminnesota]

Welcome home, Maddy 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[pwhlminnesota]

MADDY THE MINNESOTAN!!!!   With the 33rd pick in the third round, we have selected forward Maddy Christian from Penn State.

[purecommemasolitude]

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

[grantmentis]

the vibes in minnesota losing curl and getting vainikka have gone through the roof

[pwhlminnesota]

V EXCITED FOR VV!!!!   With the 21st pick in the second round, we have selected forward Viivi Vainikka from Brynas.

[hyenabeanz]

VIVI VAINIKKA TO MINNESOTA! WOO HOO!

the gay gods smile on us this draft. About time.

[pwhlminnesota]

Our first pick of ‘26!!!

[pwhlminnesota]

HI SARA!!!! we all say in unison

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Seriously they release new animals every week what the hell is this

[iamoutofideas]

my 2 sons scunt and grout who I am trying to give up custody of

[teaboot]

COLUGOS MY BELOVEDS

I LOVE THIS PLANET SO MUCH

[chamomileharborseal]

colugos are amazing!! there are only two species of them and they’re found in southeast Asia. they may resemble bats, but they’re in their own order (Dermoptera) and their closest relatives are primates!

they’re also sometimes referred to as flying lemurs which is funny because they neither fly nor are lemurs :) they ARE able to glide though, and they eat fruit, leaves, and flowers. their incisors are super cool and have grooves that help them feed and also groom themselves!!! they are so interesting and amazing and more people need to know about them!!!!!!!!

[pwhlminnesota]

Sara Swiderski has been selected ninth overall by the Minnesota Frost!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[zigdirty]

We're not leaving this gem to languish in the comments:

[pwhlminnesota]

going pro with your BFF

[0838pm]

2026 PWHL DRAFT FOURTH OVERALL TO SAN JOSE LAILA EDWARDS

[secondlina]

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[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[fangs-4-fags]

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc