strawberry candy grandma

Sup.

[meangirlnurse]

so far, i don’t enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:

[meangirlnurse]

best. trait. ever

[biprep-deactivated20190915]

i guess what ppl dont tell u about college is that is a very lonesome period of ur life. and that doesnt mean like u wont have lots of friends or u wont party or whatever but ur going to spend so much time alone. like cooking by yourself and studying n homework and driving and going to classes like……… its just you sometimes. and the trick is to use that time by yourself to relax and understand YOU better and iron out your own wants n wishes instead of wallowing

[mishasminions]

[orteil42]

*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[jonasbro]

What fanfic is this omfg

[cooldogs]

[alienpapacy]

girls’ night!

[gentlealien]

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

[misskristenlashay-blog]

Damn Charlotte, you just gonna put a dude out there like that?

[suqmydiqtbh]

sage life advice from khloe kardashian

[prayraf]

lmaoooo khloe is me af

[nemfrog]

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

[boingoalive1988]

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

coward

[winonaforever]

[2000ish]

Winona Ryder circa 2002

[zimages]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[leviathan-supersystem]

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[mllesouthernbelle]

It’s funny cause it’s true

[denbroughbill]

bitch me too