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Jesse Adam Eisenberg Thirty-two Actor, Author, Playwright Best known for Batman V Superman, The Social Network, American Ultra, Now You See Me, Zombieland, Adventureland, 30 Minutes or Less, Rio, The Spoils [theater], Cafe Society, To Rome With Love, Holy Rollers, The Squid and the Whale, and more. [chill, it's just a rp; sideblog]

[vancityeisenberg]

vancitystone:

You are forgiven. 

Oh, good, cause I wasn’t really planning on begging.

[vancitystewart]

Awkward 🙃

[vancityeisenberg]

vancitystewart:

My coloring doesn’t suck that bad, I could live with the way I color. True, I should practice more that policy then anything else. Wow, Jesse. Lucky for me, I have been homeschooled and wasn’t in the American school system. My parents were always in the Hollywood business, so I went everywhere with them. Finally, someone notices that I’m more then that girl. Some people still see me as that girl and I have done so many more movies since then. Some part of me wants to believe it does, that loves does empower everything. I hope so too Jesse. Uh, I feel the same way, Jesse. Vancouver with you here is going to be better. @vancityeisenberg

Originally posted by painfulblisss

Well as long as you’re happy with your coloring skills, nothing else should matter right? You own those coloring skills, Kristen. That is lucky for you. The American school system is incredibly tragic. My mom was a clown which... was interesting. I definitely did not go everywhere with her. I’ve always known you as more than that girl. You’re an amazing actress, Kristen. Anyone who says that you’re not because of Twilight doesn’t know what they hell they’re talking about. Any place that has you in it is so much better.

[vancityeisenberg]

its-ashbenzo:

Oh details, ha. That doesn’t really sound bad, it actually sounds a lot of what is happening when I’m out with friends but it’s always a good thing to have a rambling friend, so much better and so much fun. Oh come on, you know what I mean. Other people are in love with their phones, shoes, dogs…Wait…Nevermind, that’s me again. Don’t mind me.

Details are kind of my thing. It’s a curse more than a blessing really. Yes, I agree. At least if you have someone else to ramble with you you’re not just the weird guy who rambles a lot in a crowd of non-ramblers. Did that make sense? You love your phones, shoes, dogs, and car. I’m really getting to know a lot about you.

[vancityeisenberg]

vancitystone:

A true evil genius never gives out her secrets.

Oh, you’re right, I’m terribly sorry for that lapse in judgement there. I don’t know what I was thinking.

[cearnal]

Cafe Society (SB)  (October 18, 2016) Kristen Stewart, Jesse Eisenberg

An upbeat young man falls in love with a girl in 1930s Hollywood.  Woody Allen  turns this simple beginning into a complex study of human emotion.  A fucking masterpiece.

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[vancitystewart]

@vancityeisenberg

[livingthegifs]

"She said yes!”

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[moffiarty-blog]

Now You See Me deleted scene

[natefeuerstein]

jesse eisenberg as j. daniel atlas

now you see me 2 (2016)

[jonny-august]

Now You See Me

[blockbustermoviesection]

The Double (2013)

[chihirov]

The End of the Tour - James Ponsoldt (US, 2015)

[carlosabarcamovies-deactivated2]

As he looked at all the glamour and majesty that he created, he knew that something was missing. They both knew that they had done wrong. But it was too late for them now… Not even the lights of the Café Society seem to glow anymore.

[stillsfilms]

And yet, you dream about me. 

Café Society (2016)

[vancityeisenberg]

zombieland part II | jesten

Honestly, Jesse wasn’t one to go to big parties. Actually, he hated them for the most part. He’s not sure what prompted him to go to this one. Curiosity mostly. Plus, he couldn’t resist the urge to go with a smart pun costume. Dressing in a full gray suit and slicking his curls back, Jesse put a giant brown frame around his shoulders and went as the actual portrait of Dorian Gray. Walking around the party with a drink, Jesse found a corner to hang out in, content to just people watch until he found someone that he wanted to talk to. “Hmm... that’s curious,” he said, as a fog began to fill the room. That was the last thing he remembered as he woke up in a room inside the mansion. “Ouch, Jeez,” he said, rubbing the back of his neck which had a crook in it from falling asleep on a frame. “Where the hell am I?” he said, aloud, looking around and then seeing Kristen next to him. “Kristen?” he said, smiling a bit, excited to see her. Then he realized he had no idea where he was again. “Kristen wake up,” he said, shaking her gently. 

@vancitystewart

[its-ashbenzo]

Oh who needs science, let’s just go with that. It sounds great to me! You know what? I’d love this kind of friend. Usually I’m the only one who rambles in the group of my friends and everyone is giving me the weird look so, I need someone who loves to ramble as much as I do. See? Did it again. Ha. Fate is wonderful, ha. I’m the kind of girl who only uses the car. Maybe I need to change that one day, but I’m gonna be honest; i may be in love with my car.

[vancityeisenberg]

Well, I’m pretty sure the universe needs science, but for the sake of this argument, we can say that we don’t need science. Well if you put the two of us together with other people, it would basically be the two of us rambling and everyone else just staring at us like we’re insane. You’re in love with your car? Does he at least make a good lover?

[claracivry]

[vancityeisenberg]

[Text - Kristen] HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSE! Hope you have an amazing birthday 😘 We should celebrate it later. [sends]

[text]: Oh, thank you, Kristen! I’m surprised you remember. I’m not saying that as a insult to your memory skills, but more as a... I almost forgot my own birthday and without Facebook to remind people, birthdays seem to be almost a forgotten occurrence. Anyway, I’m rambling. Yes, I’d love to celebrate!

@vancitystewart