[redesignreport]

[rthl]

*wears make up*

guys: you’re wearing makeup? i couldn’t even tell the difference.

*doesn’t wear makeup*

guys: you look tired.. are you sick?

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[cocaineteas]

So many people here need this song… But like did you die?

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Fire

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

[coral]

Afraid of decision, I buried my finer feelings in the depths of my heart and they died there.

Mikhail Lermontov, A Hero of Our Time (via feellng)

[txla]

[suiicune]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[sonicthehedgegod]

[meganememo]

[cyberlink420]

Hackers got Windows 95 running on a New Nintendo 3DS.

The future is now.

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

“Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.”

[stunningpicture]

Perfectly timed wedding photo

[busket]

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

[got2google-deactivated20181014]

The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me, 2006

I can’t shake this little feeling, that I’ve never said anything right.

[vugust]

[tempestofpassion]

[micdotcom]

Anti-Trump skywriting stole the show at the Rose Parade

Against the stark blue California sky, skywriters wrote, “America is great! Trump is disgusting,” “Anyone but Trump” and “Trump is a fascist dictator.” The skywriting also pointed users to AnybodyButTrump.us. CNN identified the people responsible for the message.

[thebestoftumbling]