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“You killed me Hollander. I am dead”.
baby Ilya’s tiny angry Russian ranting when Irina won’t let him stay on the ice and his cheeks are all bright pink and his little nose is wet and he’s plopping down onto the ice and crossing his arms and yelling NYET NYET NYET.
Across the ocean at the exact same time, the exact same thing is happening to a very exhausted Yuna Hollander.
jacob tierney pls can ilya grab at shane’s face and control his body movements more in s2 pls can i get a sub space big wet eyed shane just feeling so loose and pliant and free not having to even make a decision about how to move his body bc Ilya will do it for him just perfectly please let the weight be lifted off shane’s shoulders for a moment longer
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As it Seems - Fifteen
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Summary: The BAU is accustomed to change – different cases every day, agents coming and going, roles changing – so the addition of a new member, an Administrative Liaison, should be no different. But the moment you arrive, everything changes for the better (Hotch just doesn’t realize it at first)…
Chapter Summary: On your second day back at work, the rest of the team sense that something has changed.
(A/N: I had the time of my life writing this chapter. I think I might dip into the other characters’ POVs more often because I just love them so much! Ah! Also, shout out to my love @crossbowking for helping me figure out a bunch of the story beats in this chapter. Okay! Please enjoy this lovely little interlude.)
Spencer Reid can read about five hundred words per minute, just about double the average reading speed. In the last three minutes alone, while waiting for the elevator, Reid has already read six pages of the book he just borrowed from Agent Willard in the research lab. It’s the latest in an informative series on forensic psychology, and he’s looking forward to the change of pace after working through two eight hundred-page anthologies of old English poetry last week.
The elevator dings, and Reid looks up. As the doors open, surprise flashes through his chest at the sight of Y/N and Hotch. They were facing each other, but now move as if pulled by each of the doors, Hotch stepping to the left and Y/N to the right, moving away from each other and turning to face forward.
It seems neither of them expected to see him, eyes widening as they realize who is standing in front of them.
“Reid!” Y/N exclaims. “Hi!”
Hotch clears his throat as Reid steps into the elevator between them. “What are you doing on the fifth floor?”
“I was borrowing a book from Agent Willard in research,” Reid explains, lifting the book as evidence, “She usually has the most well-informed recommendations for the forensic field. Actually, this book is the fourth in a series from Dr. Singh, the leading expert. I’m not sure how she finds time to write them with her speaking commitments and continuing research. Even typing at an above average speed, producing the length of these volumes at an almost annual rate is pretty impressive.”
“Yeah,” Y/N says, but Reid has the distinct impression she wasn’t really listening.
Usually she’d follow up with a question or a joke about how Dr. Singh might write fast, but he’ll read the books even faster. Instead, the elevator falls silent. It’s a little bit awkward, Reid can tell, but he’s not sure why. He’s been getting better at identifying awkwardness, but not its cause. Often, he’s the cause, but in this case he’s not so sure.
Looking straight ahead, Reid can see Y/N and Hotch making eye contact in the dull reflection of the elevator doors. She’s smiling and the corners of Hotch’s mouth are just slightly turned upwards, and Reid replays what he said about the book, wondering if he accidentally slipped in something funny. That seems to happen quite a lot.
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As it Seems - Fourteen
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Summary: The BAU is accustomed to change – different cases every day, agents coming and going, roles changing – so the addition of a new member, an Administrative Liaison, should be no different. But the moment you arrive, everything changes for the better (Hotch just doesn’t realize it at first)…
Chapter Summary: You have to face some difficult feelings in the aftermath of your kidnapping…and Hotch is there for you, every step of the way.
(A/N: Hehehehehehehehehehe 😈)
“How are you feeling?”
JJ looks at you with gentle concern, voicing the question on everyone’s mind. The whole team is crammed into your hospital room (which you shouldn’t even have in the first place– you started out in one of the bigger recovery rooms with multiple beds and flimsy curtains, but Hotch flashed his badge once and the next thing you knew you were in a private room for the remainder of your stay).
You pull the multi-colored floral crochet blanket Garcia brought for you further up your lap, folding your hands on top. There’s a ring of bruising around each of your wrists, mottled a yellowish red from where you’d been lashed to the chair. For a second, you can still feel the plastic zip ties cutting into your skin.
You tear your gaze away from your hands, forcing a smile as you say. “Better.”
It’s not a lie. Physically, you’re much better than when you arrived two days ago. You feel stronger, less exhausted, and you’re managing the pain of two broken and three bruised ribs as well as a head injury with carefully timed doses of painkillers from your new best friend, Nurse Carla.
“That’s amazing!” Garcia exclaims.
You nod, “I felt good enough to take a walk by myself around the floor earlier.”
“Hotch let you out of his sight?” Rossi raises a skeptical brow at the unit chief stationed next to your bed.
You answer before Hotch can, considering the glare he levels at the older man doesn’t suggest a friendly response.
“He did. He’s not as draconian as you make him sound.”
Again, it’s not a lie. The team has visited twice all together, once yesterday an hour or two after you woke up for the first time since leaving in the ambulance and now again today to check in on your recovery. Meanwhile, Hotch has barely left your side.
Apparently Rossi forced him to go home for a few hours while you were asleep to see Jack and shower and eat something. But Hotch was there when you woke up, sitting in what looked like the most uncomfortable chair in the world, leaning his cheek against his hand. When he saw you shifting a little and then registered that your eyes were actually open, he was on his feet and next to the bed in an instant. Since then, he’s helped you get in and out of bed (early on your legs were embarrassingly shaky), read to you (because reading strains your eyes and slows down concussion recovery), handed you cups of water and ice chips, fit extra pillows behind your back when you want to sit up, and generally kept you company.
Even when he’s just sitting in that god awful chair, filling out paperwork or nodding off when he thinks you’re asleep (you’re usually just resting your eyes), his presence is an enormous comfort. It’s been that way for a while, but now you value even more how calm and comfortable and safe he makes you feel.
When he’s there, it’s easier to ignore the intrusive thoughts. The sudden flashes of memory and fear– of a bullet whizzing past your head, of fists cracking your bones, of the terror that came with knowing you were going to die.
But you didn’t.
You have to keep reminding yourself. You didn’t die. You survived. You’re going to be okay. You should be okay.
This isn’t the same as walking into your childhood home to see your father dead on the floor. This isn’t the same as losing your mother to a drunk driver. No one died. Not you, not Jessie, and not even James Hawley. Sure, you got hurt, but your wounds will heal.
You don’t want to carry this the way you carry the deaths of your parents. You can’t carry this, too.
So you simply don’t think about it.
Pulling yourself out of your thoughts, you take a deep breath and manage a smile at your friends.
“My doctor said I can go home tomorrow.” You say, “But I can’t come back to work for at least a week.”
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In a single moment
Summary: You’re best friends with Aaron, that was it. You were both content with being just that but one moment turned everything around and now you’re both questioning where you stand.
Warnings: Angst but only if you squint, fluff.
Word count - 1.4k
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One moment can change a lot in your life… in a few seconds it did exactly that.
You don’t know how it happened and it left many questions unanswered in your head. The only other person that could help you figure it out wasn’t even in the vicinity.
You didn’t know where he was actually.
It started with a conversation here and there. Dinner every one in a while, you both understood you had time to kill. You both didn’t have anyone in your life to take care of.
Misunderstanding Part 2
Life Changes series fic
Summary: Hotch's POV of you ignoring the order he gave you and his feelings behind his anger.
Paring: Aaron Hotchner x BAU!reader
Word Count: 2k
Warnings: anger, angst, fluff
A/N: I should have part 2 of Closer out soon!
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As Hotch looked over at you sleeping on the jet, he thought back to when the rest of the team had arrived on the scene. He hadn’t liked the thought of you arriving at the unsub’s residence first, but he knew you would be safe in your vehicle until the rest of the team arrived. However, when he had hopped out of the vehicle with your vest in hand, and you weren’t there his heart dropped to his stomach.
He whipped his head to the house, wanting a glimpse of you but you were nowhere to be seen. You had gone after the unsub with no vest or backup. He struggled to breathe.
“Surely, she didn’t go in by herself,” Prentiss questioned.
Hotch didn’t bother to respond, he instead dropped the vest, pulled out his gun, and ran towards the house. The team wasn’t far behind.
As soon as Hotch cleared the threshold of the house, his gun raised, he heard two-gun shots ring through the house. Dread flooded his veins, and his years of training were the only thing that stopped him from throwing caution to the wind and running to you.
As it Seems - Thirteen
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Summary: The BAU is accustomed to change – different cases every day, agents coming and going, roles changing – so the addition of a new member, an Administrative Liaison, should be no different. But the moment you arrive, everything changes for the better (Hotch just doesn’t realize it at first)…
Chapter Summary: The clock is ticking…an eye for an eye.
(A/N: Surprise! I didn’t want to keep you all waiting any longer for the conclusion of the kidnapping arc, so here’s an early update! There’s a lot happening in this chapter so I’ll just shut up now and let you read…if you haven’t already skipped over this author’s note ;D)
She looks familiar. The woman— the unsub who took you, you’ve seen her somewhere before.
You try to figure out who she is and how you know her to distract from the pain throbbing in your head and the panic threatening to take over your body.
She paces behind the camera, which has been switched off since she recorded the video, muttering and mumbling to herself. You catch only every few words, “took him, it’s only fair, wait until, hear something soon, send another message,” but it’s not enough to understand more than what she made clear earlier– if she doesn’t get what she wants, she’ll kill you.
She strips off the black hoodie she’d been wearing, revealing a black tank top underneath, and, more noticeably, her incredibly muscular form. Her shoulders are broad and strong, her arms defined by biceps and triceps and veins. No wonder she was able to carry you from your apartment to…wherever you are now.
You look around the space, desperate for some clue, some indication of place, something to ground you. If you can figure out where you are, maybe you can figure out how to escape.
You’re in a basement, you know that. There are stairs across from you. Various tools hang from nails on the wall beneath the stairs, rusty and jagged and you hope they’ll stay exactly where they are.
A folding table is set against the wall to your left. Papers are strewn across it, but even craning your neck, you can’t see all of them. You can see the wall though, and all the pictures tacked onto it— pictures of you. They’re all taken from afar, like paparazzi shots, with part of a car window or a plant in the frame, but never obscuring the main subject. There’s one of you and Garcia, out for coffee at the café in Quantico Station, both laughing at something. There’s one of you and Reid, walking through the Quantico parking lot together, talking. There’s one, taken outside of Rudy’s last week, of you, Morgan, JJ, and Prentiss. Morgan’s arm is draped over your shoulders as the two of you walk in step with the couple, their hands held with fingers intertwined. There are several of you and Hotch. One outside your apartment, of you smiling as you approach his car. One taken moments after the one with Morgan when you’d hung back to say a tipsy “thank you” to the unit chief for driving you all week. One taken from behind, of you and Hotch walking into Quantico, his hand on your back.
There’s one photo you’re not in. It’s Hotch and Rossi, walking somewhere, but you don’t know where. Only a sliver of the building they’re approaching is visible, tall, nondescript cement. All you know is that it isn’t Quantico.
You tear your gaze away from the photos, stomach clenching at the notion of this woman observing so many moments you thought were private, of how much she seems to know about you, and how little you know about her.
There’s a clock on the opposite wall. According to its steadily ticking hands, it’s just past three in the morning. Three hours since she contacted the BAU, and twenty-one hours until the deadline– until she kills you.
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a real superhero. || aaron hotchner x f!reader.
Some complicated things have happened between yourself and Hotch recently. Things that you desperately need some clarity on. Unable to help yourself, you head over to his place for a talk on Halloween night.
Fluff. Dad!Hotch & Jack. Based Upon Episode 6x6.
Word Count: 2.0k
WARNINGS: Mentions of Canon Violence and Crime. Reader Has Hair - But No Other Physical Description Used. Not Beta-Read. Minorly Edited.
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Whiplash - Aaron Hotchner x GN!Reader
WC: 6.8K / navi / preview
Summary: You receive minor injuries in a car crash that Hotch manufactures to get a killer off the road. Despite having saved the day, he feels guilty for hurting you, and your professional relationship quickly spirals into something more.
Contents/Warnings: one bed trope !! Insecure Hotch </3, self doubt, self deprecation, arguments, angst with a fluffy ending, Hotch says some mean shit but he’s just a dumbass, mentions of minor injuries/scrapes/cuts, bau!reader
A/N: This was originally a little blurb that I wrote for @shyhotch, a one bed trope story with hotch! but then it got ridiculously out of hand, and now it’s 7k.. I wrote this with a gn!reader in mind, but this was all written in a burst of inspiration and I had to edit out a lot of silly little typos! if you see any gendered terms, please let me know, I promise you they were not on purpose.
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“Y/N,” You weren’t sure if it was your seldom-used first name, or the concerned glint in Hotch’s eyes that clued you into how much you’d be babied for the rest of the night, “I want you with me tonight. You shouldn’t be alone, not after that.”
That was the car crash you’d just gotten into. Manhunts were difficult to navigate, and you didn’t blame Hotch for swerving to run the man off of the road. It was you two or his potential victim, and you were glad that Hotch had done it well enough so that neither of you got seriously injured.
Just because you weren’t dead, though, doesn’t mean your neck wasn’t hurting like a bitch. He’d given you a solid two seconds of warning, shouting a gruff, ’Hold on!’ before jerking the wheel to the side and throwing his arm across your chest. You’d found purchase on the door, gripping it hard enough that your head hadn’t hit the dash. But your neck had bent at an awkward angle, and it ached every time you moved it into a specific position.
You nodded, bidding a sleepy goodnight to the rest of the team as they divided the remaining three rooms to themselves. Small towns were difficult to pack into at a moment’s notice, but you were just relieved there didn’t need to be more than two to a room.
Hotch’s hand rested gently on the small of your back as he led you to your room, the gesture half-comforting and half-exhilarating. You were already having trouble deciphering your feelings towards your unit chief, and this wasn’t helping.
You were especially conflicted when Hotch swung the door open, revealing a lackluster, cramped bedroom with one single bed. It was a queen, definitely big enough for two people, but two people that didn’t mind the occasional brush of skin-on-skin. You weren’t sure if you could handle that.
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Coffee and Doughnuts | Aaron Hotchner x BAU!Reader
summary: You come to work late with an unwanted visitor: period cramps. It’s a good thing that Aaron’s there to look out for you.
prompts: “I’m dying.” & “You’re not dying.”
content: Fluff, Hotch making dad jokes, mentions of period cramps, BAU team, Aaron being a softie, references to the B99 scene when Amy was late for work, two idiots in love
word count: 1.9k
A/N: WEEEE, i’ve finally gotten around to posting my first one shot with our favorite boss man, hotch! i thought this was really fun to write from the prompts i crossed paths with….but with a twist of one of the world’s biggest enemies: period cramps. anyways, let me know what you think! feedback is greatly appreciated for me to improve in the future :)
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Maybe it was a mistake to go to work knowing that you were suffering from your monthly period. You were close to believing the universe was against you this time when you realized you forgot to stock up on your painkillers and you were running late to work because your car had a flat tire.
“Wait for it. Wait for it,” Derek said as he pointed over at the clock with the rest of the team waiting alongside him, “It’s 9:01, (Y/N) (Y/L/N) is officially late for work for the first time ever.”
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As it Seems - Twelve
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Summary: The BAU is accustomed to change – different cases every day, agents coming and going, roles changing – so the addition of a new member, an Administrative Liaison, should be no different. But the moment you arrive, everything changes for the better (Hotch just doesn’t realize it at first)…
Chapter Summary: Hotch has a plan to ask you out, but before he has the chance, the team realizes something is very, very wrong– you’ve gone missing.
(A/N: Ahh! Our first truly angsty arc begins! What happened to our reader? Where is she? Will the team be able to save her? Read on!)
Hotch has a plan.
Despite the long, exhausting case he’d just closed, he could barely sleep last night. His mind kept churning with thoughts of her.
Eventually, after a few hours of tossing and turning and fitful dreams of her voice, he gave up on sleep. Instead, he rose for the day and began to finalize his plan.
He told the team not to come in before noon, but he’s pushing open the glass door of the BAU by ten. He strides up to his office and unpacks his briefcase like usual, sitting down to work.
He has a plan.
It starts with finishing up the paperwork from yesterday’s case. He wants everything approved and filled out by the time she arrives so all she has to do is send it up to the Section Office for review.
When he’s done, Hotch sets the heavy folder on his desk and checks his watch. Half-past eleven. He glances out his office window at her empty desk.
She’ll be here soon.
She’s always fifteen minutes early for everything— work, meetings, appointments too. She’s like him, in that way.
He smiles a small smile to himself. She’ll be here soon, and when she arrives he’ll ask her to step into his office for a minute.
He’ll shut the door and she’ll make small talk in that sweet way she does, asking how he slept and how Jack is and making him feel known and cared for. He’ll hand over the finished case report, but before she leaves, he’ll ask if she wants to have dinner with him tonight.
He’d pick her up at eight with a bouquet of flowers and they’d go to La Vie downtown. They would wine and dine and talk and he’ll only fall more in love with her. He’d take her home again and walk her to her door. He wouldn’t ask to go inside, but he would kiss her goodnight and hope against hope that she’ll want to go out again to dinner or lunch or the movies or coffee for as long as they both shall live.
Hotch checks his watch again. Eleven forty-four.
His fingers fidget as he counts down the seconds, watching out his office window.
The doors open, but it’s just JJ and Prentiss arriving for the day. Hotch looks back down at his desk, trying to seem busy.
Eleven fifty.
He looks up again. Morgan holds the door open for Garcia, who taps his nose in grateful affection. Morgan keeps the door open for Reid, who jogs in with an out-of-breath smile.
She’s not late, Hotch reminds himself. She’s just not as early as she normally is.
He dismisses the unease creeping through his stomach. He told her not to come in before noon. This doesn’t change the plan.
Twelve o’clock.
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I Bet on Losing Dogs
pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Reader
summary: an au where aaron is a boxer and your roommate. one night, when he competes in a bad fight, he comes home to you and feelings are dished out as you piece him back together.
warnings: use of italics, food mention, angst, mentions of blood, gore, stitches, allusion to throwing up, consumption and mentions of alcohol, minor cursing, fighting, yelling, crying, love confession, kissing, let me know if i missed anything
word count: 4.9k
a/n: based off of the song by mitski but i didn't really listen to it when i was writing. i listened to little freak by harry styles (why am i ranting?). this has been in my drafts for AGES, i tell you. anyways enjoy!!
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A House Divided (Over Whipped Cream)
Inspired by @lesbianhotch tags on the original post by @angelfxllcm that inspired this series
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Word Count: 1k (finally!!)
Warnings: utter fluff. Cuddle-y goodness.
A/N: this is the inspiration behind this series & the reason I started writing in the first place so I am so so so glad to have finally finished it and get to share it with you!!!
Gif credit goes to @ropoto <3
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Aaron Hotchner x Female Reader
Story Title based off the song Paper Rings by Taylor Swift
“I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings Darling, you’re the one I want, and I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this Darling, you’re the one I want In paper rings, in picture frames, in dirty dreams Oh, you’re the one I want”
Smut = ✨ || Episode chapter = 🚔 || Angst = ⛈ || Fluff = 🌈
(Would like to state the story is completely my idea. I do not own the characters from criminal minds, and I do not own storylines taken from the show, I do own everything else.)