King demon of vanilla extract hell

[broke-streamer-offical]

I can make you unbroke- for 17 pounds of vanilla extract (it has to be pure extract, vanilla bean paste or the vanilla plant itself. Don't cheap out on my with the imitation vanilla stuff)

:D

Take some time to consider my deal!

@vanilla-extract-demon-offical

…how do you know I’m broke?

And…where am I supposed to get that?

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

Well, to help you out a bit, I suggest looking for secret vanilla extract houses. They smell like vanilla extract. Knock on the door and ask if the crow flies at midnight.

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

Some really cool vanilla extract themed names to name your baby:

Vanilla

Extract

Van

Illa

Ext

Ract

Vanille

Vani

VANILLA IS THE BEST

Vanilla-offical

Vanilla Demon

V

Vanilla Flavored Coffee Creamer

[raventhecrispy-offical]

Flying fish furry

He has a sword and plans to sing an entire musical number about how cool he is.

Name?

Marcus

Vanilla Extract

Reed

Muffin

Lark

Sam

Voting ended onJul 23

[webber-da-spider]

Name it vanilla extract

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

RELATABLE!

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

Your daily dose of vanilla extract propaganda:

It's super tasty and makes chocolate chip cookies taste better. When was the last time you heard of somebody putting almond extract in chocolate chip cookies?

[autie-j]

*Knock knock*

"Hmm, I wonder who that could be? A fairy? Or a walrus perhaps?"

*opens door*

"Life sized bottle of vanilla extract?!"

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

Whoops. My bad. I may have sent my vanilla extract demons to terrorize the chocolate company CEOs.

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

GREETINGS MORTALS!

I am Slate, the immortal demon king of vanilla extract hell!

I can give you some superpowers - for a price. (Copious amounts of vanilla extract. It has to be vanilla extract, not artificial vanilla flavor you cheapskate. Vanilla bean itself and vanilla bean paste are acceptable)

Now you may be wondering, what the fuck is vanilla extract hell? Well, it's just like regular hell, except it's located a few blocks down and has a shit ton of vanilla extract all over the place. It's really fun I swear.

If you do run out of vanilla extract, you could ask to borrow some, but I want a cut of whatever baked good you're making!

:3

@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical @gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @vanilla-extract-offical @satan-offical @vanilla-offical

[uterus-stealer-offical]

is there perchance a situation where I could supply you with some organs of the reproductive variety for some vanilla extract

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

But what would I do with the uteruses?

[uterus-stealer-offical]

use them to synthesise a vanilla extract demon army

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

I see...

Welp, send them down the conveniently placed hole to vanilla extract hell when you get the chance!

I'll give you 0.7 pounds of pure vanilla extract per uterus.

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

Choose one

vanilla extract

vanilla extract

vanilla extract

The king of vanilla extract hell is the greatest king ever

vanilla extract

vanilla extract

imitation vanilla extract (traitor) <-/silly

Voting ended onJul 21

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

GREETINGS MORTALS!

I am Slate, the immortal demon king of vanilla extract hell!

I can give you some superpowers - for a price. (Copious amounts of vanilla extract. It has to be vanilla extract, not artificial vanilla flavor you cheapskate. Vanilla bean itself and vanilla bean paste are acceptable)

Now you may be wondering, what the fuck is vanilla extract hell? Well, it's just like regular hell, except it's located a few blocks down and has a shit ton of vanilla extract all over the place. It's really fun I swear.

If you do run out of vanilla extract, you could ask to borrow some, but I want a cut of whatever baked good you're making!

:3

@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical @gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @vanilla-extract-offical @satan-offical @vanilla-offical

[uterus-stealer-offical]

is there perchance a situation where I could supply you with some organs of the reproductive variety for some vanilla extract

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

But what would I do with the uteruses?

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

GREETINGS MORTALS!

I am Slate, the immortal demon king of vanilla extract hell!

I can give you some superpowers - for a price. (Copious amounts of vanilla extract. It has to be vanilla extract, not artificial vanilla flavor you cheapskate. Vanilla bean itself and vanilla bean paste are acceptable)

Now you may be wondering, what the fuck is vanilla extract hell? Well, it's just like regular hell, except it's located a few blocks down and has a shit ton of vanilla extract all over the place. It's really fun I swear.

If you do run out of vanilla extract, you could ask to borrow some, but I want a cut of whatever baked good you're making!

:3

@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical @gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @vanilla-extract-offical @satan-offical @vanilla-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

OOOOOO Another being of vanilla extract... how excellent...

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

GREETINGS!

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

Vanilla extract moodboard

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

GREETINGS MORTALS!

I am Slate, the immortal demon king of vanilla extract hell!

I can give you some superpowers - for a price. (Copious amounts of vanilla extract. It has to be vanilla extract, not artificial vanilla flavor you cheapskate. Vanilla bean itself and vanilla bean paste are acceptable)

Now you may be wondering, what the fuck is vanilla extract hell? Well, it's just like regular hell, except it's located a few blocks down and has a shit ton of vanilla extract all over the place. It's really fun I swear.

If you do run out of vanilla extract, you could ask to borrow some, but I want a cut of whatever baked good you're making!

:3

@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical @gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @vanilla-extract-offical @satan-offical @vanilla-offical