Rehabilitation Center For Evil Little Men

Lear/Van, he/him. COMMISSIONS OPEN Posts art about a bunch of stuff but currently into Star Trek and wolf 359. This is my art account, with occasional text posts, but if you want the real unfiltered reblog stream, go to @vanilla-phantomhive

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My semester ends this Saturday so I’m going to have some free time and I’m opening commissions! Please message me if interested!

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Gonna become a transfem Euini truther

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Day 13-16 of drawing every bird I’ve ever seen: ducks endless ducks

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Cowboy Kepler from @gozdii ‘s fic That dog won’t hunt

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The new Witch Hat Atelier chapter has lots of great stuff in it but I wanna appreciate some deft characterization for Utowin, who, all things considered, we don’t really know that well.

It feels to me like he’s taking everything really personally and that says something about his morals and his priorities.

In this panel, it seems like what he’s MOST upset about, isn’t just that what Easthies did was wrong, but that he would be included in the people who would be hurt.

Similarly in this panel, when he and Lulucy can tell that Vinanna and Easthies are keeping secrets from them, he’s less concerned with Knowing The Truth and more concerned with feeling like they don’t trust him. The betrayal comes not from being against keeping secrets in general and more from feeling like he should be part of the inner circle who is in the know.

Maybe this is obvious to people already since it has already been strongly implied he has more loyalty to Easthies than he does to the pact, but this very much paints him as someone whose moral compass revolves around loyalty between people.

Like harm might be okay, but not between the knights, not between him and Easthies, who are supposed to have each others backs

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Days 9-12 of drawing every bird I’ve ever seen

An eider is kinda like if you made a cruise liner into a duck

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Day 5-8 of drawing every bird I’ve ever seen: a collection of waterfowl. Many weird ducks yet to come

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Days 1-4 of drawing every bird I’ve ever seen: a gaggle of geese

I asked a question question and all they gave me was a greylag goose

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My friends dnd character. He is called the Grungslinger

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Some more pictures of my Jacobi cosplay from back in October, featuring @losing-my-sanity as Maxwell!

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Chapters: 2/4 Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler Characters: Daniel Jacobi, Warren Kepler, Marcus Cutter, Alana Maxwell (Wolf 359) Additional Tags: Background implied cutter/kepler, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Pre-Canon, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Scent Kink, service top jacobi, Bottom Warren Kepler, fail alpha jacobi, secret omega kepler, It may be top!alpha/bottom!omega but please trust me when I say non traditional dynamics, Dubious consent of the omegaverse variety (heats) and some of the regular variety (boss/employee relationships), No mpreg, Sexual Content, Bottom Kepler Week 2026 Summary:

Daniel Jacobi was never particularly good at being an alpha.

@bottomkeplerweek now with a second chapter

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Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler Characters: Daniel Jacobi, Warren Kepler, Marcus Cutter, Alana Maxwell (Wolf 359) Additional Tags: Background implied cutter/kepler, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Pre-Canon, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Scent Kink, service top jacobi, Bottom Warren Kepler, fail alpha jacobi, secret omega kepler, It may be top!alpha/bottom!omega but please trust me when I say non traditional dynamics, Dubious consent of the omegaverse variety (heats) and some of the regular variety (boss/employee relationships), No mpreg, Sexual Content, Bottom Kepler Week 2026 Summary:

Daniel Jacobi was never particularly good at being an alpha.

First chapter of my omegaverse fic is out! I never thought I would find myself writing omegaverse but I’m pretty proud of how this turned out!

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler Characters: Warren Kepler, Daniel Jacobi Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Bottom Warren Kepler, Cohabitation, Explicit Sexual Content, Praise Kink Series: Part 2 of Fireworks Summary:

“You sure this is okay?” Jacobi hesitated, clutching the duffle bag’s strap. Sure, he’d been here a couple of times, but Kepler had been very clear ever since that first time: staying the night is an absolute no-no. Kepler gave him a crooked smile. “A hotel isn’t safe enough. I’ve got a spare bed.” Oh. Not sharing, then. “Great. Thanks.” He dropped the bag on the floor, and swayed on his feet as a huge yawn overtook him. Somewhere to his side, Kepler chuckled and rested a warm, heavy hand on the back of his neck. “We can set it up tomorrow. Let’s go to bed.”

Six months after Kepler and Jacobi start sleeping together, someone leaves a bomb under Jacobi’s bed. Kepler offers him a place to stay while investigations are underway, but living with each other comes with its own challenges.

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new album cover for Applaud the Jellyfish + Lear ( @vanilla-phantoms )

Listen on bandcamp here!!! also on other platforms :)

Always a pleasure working with you :)

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New music out now!

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For the ask game! ❄️ 🌧️

❄️Share a snippet from a WIP of your choosing.

From my omegaverse kepcobi fic:

“Hey, is that my shirt?” He lifted the crumpled garment from under the pillow. “Oh my god, it is!” In an instant, Kepler had lunged forward and snatched the shirt out of his hands. He cleared his throat and blinked for a second. “Ahem. It appears it is,” he said calmly. “How long have you had that? I’ve been looking for it for months!” “Well there’s your answer, isn’t it.” “How did you get this?” Jacobi reached for the shirt again, but Kepler clutched it possessively against his chest. “I… must’ve accidentally put it in my bag when we were on an overnight mission together and had to pack in a hurry.” “And then you kept it under your pillow?” Kepler growled at him, which Jacobi had never heard him do when he wasn’t actively pretending to be an alpha.

🌧️Share something angsty from your WIP.

Not super angsty but the frustration is building. From my post canon kepcobi fic sequel:

“Reach out to Renee yet?” Jacobi asked on their bench in the park.  “Mm,” Kepler answered, as he always did, which conveyed absolutely nothing, except Jacobi knew that if the answer was actually yes, then he would've said so.  Jacobi sighed. “Why not?” “It’s not like there’s a deadline,” Kepler said in that slow, deliberate way he did when his patience was being tested. “I will, when I’m ready.” God, he thought his patience was being tested? Jacobi snapped the twig in his hand he’d been fiddling with. When exactly would he be ‘ready’? When he got his shit together? Yeah, we’re all waiting for that, Jacobi thought. “Okay. Fine,” he said, then got up. Despite his snark, Kepler dutifully followed. “Let’s go home.” Then, barely under his breath, “I’m done taking the dog for a walk.”

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I should go to life drawing classes more often

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