bid them achieve me and then sell my bones

coins || he/they/it || occasionally, i write stuff

[baronetcoins]

Intro Post

(Last Updated 4/1/25)

Hi! I'm Baron, or Baronet, or Coins: whichever floats your boat. I use he/they/it pronouns.

I'm a writer, though most of this blog is me yelling about things as I fancy. You can find my ao3 here. My ask box is always open—feel free to drop in and say hi, or even leave a prompt! Directory/Useful Tags

Primary Tags #my writing - exactly what it says on the tin #my ocs - also exactly what it says on the tin, primarily destiny AUs and Ongoing Projects

#left some teeth - a Henry V au about ghosts and flesh and hauntings. Read it on Ao3 here. #per audacia au - a crossover au casting various MCYT characters in the world of Destiny, created in collaboration with @/geojester #funeralverse - a Life Series centric ghost hunting au featuring Grian as a team lead, Scar as a psychic, Jimmy as cannon fodder, and Tango as his ghostly companion. Find the masterpost here.

fandom tags, when I remember to use them #aubreyad - mostly setting this one up as a precaution #bg3 - baldur's gate three #conclave #destiny 2 - despite what it says on the tin this is my general destiny tag #disco elysium #expanseposting - the expanse #henry v 1989 (also, #a muse of fire for things I don't want to maintag) #3rd life #temeraire Other Notable/Useful/Organizational Tags #talking about words - general thoughts on writing or the writing process #writing struggles - similar to above, but more complaining #six sentence sunday - once a week wip snippets #ask the baronet - (I try to tag) ask games and answered asks #tmbg - talking about they might be giants #scratchings on the forum wall - classical studies posting #electionposting - politics memes, jokes, and other people's posts #poliscicomm - more serious explaining of politics and policy #baron's robot tag - I have a lot of emotions about robots

Barely-used Sideblogs Ties of C-Span - I'm always bitching about bad ties when I watch the news, and this is my outlet Coins' Kitchen - cooking/recipes sideblog, when I remember it exists

[fcbalding]

i’ve seen enough give vozinha the golden gloves now

[whoretzka]

vozinha apparently

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[point-two-two]

yeah

[loveridden1999]

ban men's sports i have seen enough

[xxemo-hubrisxx]

why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness

[baronetcoins]

wip tag game (again)

[edit bc i Forgot: tagged by @vanilla-phantoms] by @/imaginaryskeleton - Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Tag as many people as you have WIPs. People can send an ask with the title(s) that most intrigue them, then you post a snippet or tell them about it!

it's been a While since we've done this and i've remembered that I can write so. have at it. featuring not every unfinished thing but everything i'm sort of excited to work on right now.

vampires in vernonia rd 2

back in the fucking building???? (Sports AU summer)

It takes two (to tango)

you can start shipping something as a joke but Watch Out

and tagging uhhhh @chiropteracupola , @arcaneglitch , @bidoofenergy, and @sere-allwehaveisnow. that's four.

[sir-sumair]

I love them but this it how it feels

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

[infectiouspiss]

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

[justgarb]

[t00thpasteface]

about to bioaccumulate some barbecue sauce

[t00thpasteface]

about to lyse this sandwich via phagocytosis

[tunakitchen]

sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[annabelle--cane]

"why do you always talk about carrying narcan with the same memey tone as ibuprofenposting? like what is this bit, what are you doing" 1. I am actively trying to make it seem like an easy, normal, and non-intimidating thing to do. which it is! a lot of people have access to naloxone but don't think to actually get any because they think they don't have a reason to need it, but if they just saw three memes about being a narcangirl then next time they see some on offer for free to the public then they might remember "wait. I'm the public. I, too, can be a narcangirl." 2. this isn't even a bit for me I am genuinely like this. me and my narcan #mynarcan

[fcbalding]

inshaallah it will happen

[antibayern]

this world cup i’m doing a challenge called the world cup it’s where i try to make it through every matchday of the world cup