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I’m like if a printer was a guy. Doesn’t work when you need it to and generally disliked

#chwat weg mus showg lob anf apresiacion to ourm fweinfs!#dey mus nowe dey arb lovbed #giv fwunds hug uwu #could i do someting just to make him laugh?#inside my lil chamber made of glass?

inkedintothepaper

Wait is Jarona an actual thing. I thought everyone was just fucking up a Micheal Jackson quote.

vanillacreamcaptain

"Sorry to keep you waiting"

#Jabozo didn pway ch 5

inkedintothepaper

Trying to get my friends interested in the stuff I like sucks because they, for all their talk of being weird, only really are fans of more mainstream stuff. That’s not to say my interests are especially underground or anything, they’re just. Stranger than their likes.

vanillacreamcaptain

da mwain stweam in qwuestion

inkedintothepaper

YEAH WELL YOU ARENT TALKING ABOUT THAT IN THE GC

vanillacreamcaptain

swure...

if you say so...

#swilly pwoisting #I lwove teasubng #wast webog i sweweires pearies! (uwu)

shgouy out tiqmwe uwu*

Shgout out dis goii from tuff buppy

if yag knwo ya know hehehe (=owu=)

inkedintothepaper

Trying to get my friends interested in the stuff I like sucks because they, for all their talk of being weird, only really are fans of more mainstream stuff. That’s not to say my interests are especially underground or anything, they’re just. Stranger than their likes.

vanillacreamcaptain

da mwain stweam in qwuestion

chubunited

Some may say, touching 3 of 4 sides of the airlock at once just with your waist is a bad thing. They're wrong of course, but still

vanillacreamcaptain

Gang we are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo coooked if the rest of gang finds out I only started fuckin wit PHM because of dis

#No one snitch on my ass #PLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEE #I NEEEEED DIS #GANG ALREADY KNOWS IM WEIRED BUT DEY CANT KNOW DIS

failgirldaughter

i need to touch a fat tummy or im gonna die

vanillacreamcaptain

We must stand strong

loving--friends

This pops up over my head after every meal

#ahem 0wu

ornithologyorthodoxy

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

vanillacreamcaptain

I-i mwean.... she does look pretty snwuglly (=UwU)

a-and her tan lines look... *bites lip* delicious (=0w0=)

boop da snoot

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH I JUSZ WANNA SS GUSH ABOUTS DIS GAMESZ DAA SOMEONES CUZ SHE'S SHUJSZ SWO CUTES!!!!

and the way she ghges swo bwigs!!

it makes my heart flutter!

The only thing bigger then my affection for thick bitches are her thighs!!!!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

such a determined balloon ~<3

#GO BUY THE GAME ITS FUCKING AMAZING #lilith's lair

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSHE SWO CUTE!! ASND SQUSIBAHY AND IJUSZ AWNA SNUGLE AND PAT HER POOR LIL HEAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY HEREAERT =0W0=

#lilith's lair #GOOOO BUY IT #10/10 maSTER PEICE

woe is mwe!

y cant I draw da chubby laides in my head?

#saddness and hearaches

i donts knows whys...

buts is gots da sneakings suspsicions dat someoness spyins on mwes....

hmmmmmm....

nAH!

gAaaAAhahs Imds gobba dies!!!

lOOOOOK!!