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i will curse the devil 🍷 i will eat your dad 💖 22 🇨🇦

[snowsmoked]

This is Luca Haas and no one can convince me otherwise 🙂‍↕️ Ilya sees this and immediately takes him shopping. “Shopping for what?” “Cool stuff, Shane, you wouldn’t understand. Come on, Haasy.”

[starredforlife]

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

[aragima]

is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like

[truefangirlheart]

[leaveamessage]

Fouling in the MLH takes a steep decline the first year Shane & Ilya play together on the Centaurs, and they’re a bit confused why all their regular season games have been relatively un-physical. Then in one game against Toronto, some idiot (probably Dallas Kent) crosschecks Luca, and the Centaurs activate the Hollanov Power Play Special they’ve been training for all season and Toronto is swiftly, instantly, and absolutely fucked. Suddenly it becomes very clear why every team in the league is on their best behavior against Ottawa: because against Shane and Ilya’s power play, a foul will almost always cost you a fucking goal. That’s how insane their power play percentage is, and all the other teams can do is never give them a reason to be on the ice together. (Personally, the other Centaurs love this and go out of their way to draw fouls, just to see the immediate horror on the other team’s faces)

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[vanillaflvrd]

watching game of thrones for the first time if gilly and sam die im literally killing ymself dead

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[memewhore]

[lacetulle]

Elie Saab | Fall/Winter 2026 Couture

[lacetulle]

Paolo Sebastian | La Ballerine

[valeriarts]

Ref:

[dharmagun]

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

[roach-works]

i loved this poem so much that i memorized it and to this day i sometimes mutter it under my breath to keep my welding tempo even

[wolfinthethorns]

I find myself reciting this poem to myself every time I’m in the woods and the ring-neck parakeets are going off… No idea if these are the green parrots the author meant, but it’s very apropos.

[vintrage]

on my hands and knees praying she gets a happy ending

[starrystarkling]

no no sansa would not be a cliché popular girl in school. she wouldn’t be like. the bottom of the social hierarchy i think she’d be loved by a lot of people. however. she has one best friend (jeyne) and they are nerding out over their white boy of the month and she is her english teacher’s special little princess the one who annoys everyone else by always raising her hand and she is a choir kid she is section lead of the soprano 1s always scheduling practices on weeknights that interfere with everyone’s free time but she does not care this is important. and she plays the tragic maiden in her school’s shakespeare plays and finds it so utterly romantic and she is a bookworm she starts with trashy middle-grade romance novels and then she discovers jane austen and the chronicles of narnia. she goes through a major horse girl phase at the same time as arya is going through a warrior cats phase and they both have insanely fleshed-out my little pony + warrior cats ocs. she isn’t going to games and admiring the jocks she is on tumblr getting sold to one direction and daydreaming about boys (and girls) who open doors for her and braid her hair and will get rid of the spiders in her house she is on ao3 reading and writing like alexander hamilton she is bothering ned for the newest merch for her favorite boy band and then going to get a strawberry açaí refresher with jeyne

[sare11aa11eras]

Sansa Stark of course one of the great characters of our times. what if a neurotic twelve year old choir kid got held hostage by her evil middle school boyfriend and then everyone called her dumb for believing that people should be nice. Great premise no notes. Anyhow, one of my favorite things about her is that she is a character who you can put in a cute lil winter outfit and pinch her cheeks and give her lemon cakes and then send her off to experience The Horrors

[cartoon-aragorn]

why is sansa stark hating so common. like she's a little girl. she's terrified, she's trapped, she's being handed from one pedophile to the next, she saw her dad's head get cut off, she's alone, all her siblings are dead, her mom is dead, she's 11 years old, she's supposed to be making rubber band loom bracelets and listening to one direction, she's just a kid. all the most evil characters in the book hate her for no reason other than she's ned's kid. she's also a very smart, polite, and kind girl. she's preppy in the first book, but her greatest sin is what? being a girl? being a little girl? being a bit snooty (which she quickly gets beaten out of her anyway)? yall are horrible

[splushik]

My Shaylaaaa