sweet baby jesus

[frylovesleela]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

[vanillamamma]

Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)

Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.

[mrvizcarrondo]

DAT ASS

[iguanamouth]

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

[iguanamouth]

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

[banterbears]

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

[iguanamouth]

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

[iguanamouth]

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

[godwoon]

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

[dimmad0pe-deactivated20130512]

what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie lee curtis getting drunk in public and lindsay lohan is sitting around eating activia 

[britteryikes]

[dipndotfemmebot]

best story ever

[pleatedjeans]

[lulz-time]

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[zigazig-ah-blog-blog]

The Teletubbies unmasked 

[sly-nig-deactivated20130204]

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

[idonutusetumlranymoregoogbye]

I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES

[thefateofopheiia]

im not even fucking kidding i just

there were PEOPLE in there

oh my god

my entire life has been a lie

[seeyouspaceweeb]

^

[chertbryut]

dude look at how fucking sassy Tinky Winky’s actor is. he’s like “bitch i’m fabulous and i still love my purse”

[ankh-the-odd]

Oh jeez I don’t even know anythinhg anymore

[benedikutokanbabatchi]

Why did I always had this strange gut feeling that Po was Asian? Why?

[the5ls-deactivated20130715]

PO BABY I LOVED YOU

[youaremynirvana1]

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[vanillamamma]

To make you all feel old, this year;

Monica and Chandler's twins: 9-years-old

Phoebe's brothers triplets: 14

Emma: 11

Ben: 18

[considerthishippie]

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

[ryanislast-blog]

think about all the sex

[kissesunderstarrynightskies]

there are two kinds of people

[key-blazer-deactivated20230127]

I think I’ve officially found the most terrifying Left 4 Dead Mod ever.

[littledeergirl-deactivated20130]

no. o_o

[corrodedbisexual]

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[vanillamamma]

[petitetiaras]

Ariel was originally designed with blonde hair. 

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

no way so was merida

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[unclefather]

what do u mean this gift is not for me?

[kardankshian-deactivated2014072]

my heart is broken

[eliottshane]

oh, my heart

[troyesivan]

ITS EYES THOUGH :”((((

[bellafrench]

s[he] be[didnt share his mcnuggets]lieved

[nicnuggets-deactivated20151212]

Omfg