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this is too fucking funny! and true!
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.
If you canât reblog thisâŚ
NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL
Thatâs a fucking low number. Thatâs fucking sad.
Never in my life I have left hate x
Never
I donât do that and I donât like that people do this
Nope but I sure do get shit loads
HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
It so cute
my two favorite things in one.Â
not sure if i should eat or hug.
Guys, please pass this around. Those messages about the virus are really something that should not be ignored. I woke up today with three of these messages in my inbox. Three. This virus this is getting smarter and smarter by the minute. I understand that they are anonymous, but DO NOT answer them because after this, youâll get fanmail that youâll accidentally click on and thatâs when youâll get the virus. Iâm honestly not sure if I want to be on tumblr with this happening. Please spread this around and everyone stay protected.
Spread this
sTAY SAFE MY CHILDREN
Fucking Izaya, You Troll
shizuo: i'm going to fucking kill you
izaya: haha and then what ;)
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4uzvieKSyY)
I have never understood why almost every person I know hates their father. If it werenât for him your mother wouldnât have gotten pregnant with you. Yesterday was fatherâs day and spent most of the day with him and when I got home and looked at what people were posting I was expecting good posts about their fatherâs but no, it was a bunch of posts that said, âwhy does Fatherâs day even exist if no father gives two shits about their kids.â Really, he doesnât give two shits about you; then why does he feed you, clothe you, keep a roof over your head, and pay your phone bill. Even if your parents are divorced that doesnât mean he doesnât care about you! My father doesnât have enough money to support my brother and step brother with three different incomes in his home. He pays for medication that everyone there needs, he pays bills he pays child support on my other brother and I. If he didnât care he wouldnât pay it. I donât live with my mother because I like her more. I live with her so that my father can live and support his household. Just because they donât make everything about you doesnât mean they donât love you. Even if you say that you hate them and when they die that your going to celebrate, your not your going to cry and you know it; you just donât want to admit your wrong in your current anger towards him. So any one who says that they hate their father, chances are that your parents are divorced and your mother told you only the bad, ask him why they divorced. Tell him what she said. ask him how much he wants you around. I can guarantee you his eyes will light up. He does love you, you just need to open your eyes and look for yourself.Â
that hilarious moment when your mom comes back from buying new drill bits and canât find her phone... and its underneath the bits. ROTHFLMAO!
when you accidentally steal your guy friends sweatshirt and your like, âit smells of big bruder! its alright then!â
Reblog if you know any of these fandomâs/symbols
SLENDERMAN
that moment in class when you're thinking of all the cute or ballzy ways to ask out the person you like and they write you a note.....................asking you out.
*fangirls they biggest fangirl squeal in the history of fangirls squeels, scaring te shit out of her class and teacher*
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is âI like your shoelacesâ
that way we know weâre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iâm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
do it do it now
Come on!
FINALLY all that testing is over! now just to make it past all the smaller summitves.
OH MY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! why is it so hot?! its only May. IN NEW ENGLAND. WE SHOULDN'T BE HAVING HEAT WAVES!!!!!!!!! WE SHOULD STILL BE HAVING DOWN POURS!
expectations vs reality has never been so beautiful