Trophy Child

i like music and science and coffee

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[notananime]

Pull the trigger, Elizabeth.

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[rivkahstudies]

If you want school to start because you miss the structure and learning but dread the inevitable return of anxiety and stress and you’re hyper-aware of this inner conflict clap your hands

[celxstial-clouds]

👏🏼👏🏼

[gonna-be-luminous]

[acoolsuggestion]

being sleepy has just become one of my defining personality traits

[naruhoe-deactivated20220131]

being held??????? holding someone?????????!!??????? fuck

[sergiybarchuk]

[ellsari]

[denizindibinden]

[allgenuinebeauty]

The Incredibles. 🤗

[inkskinned]

As an educator, I hate the bell curve system, but I really hate teachers who say, “You won’t get an A in my class.” It’s not just because it causes students to begin the semester with a feeling that they will fail the course: it’s because it is the teacher admitting to their own failure to teach. 

We are literally paid to teach a full curriculum. “I don’t give out A’s” to me translates to “I cannot 100% do my job.” There is no reason a good teacher can’t give you an 80-100% understanding of what is in the course. It’s our job to make sure you understand as much as we can. 

A class average of 50 is isn’t a statement of how hard the material is. It’s a statement that the teacher cannot complete 50% of their job.

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[fenrislorsrai]

With the rise of self driving vehicles, eventually there WILL be a country song about how your truck left you too.

[antoniporowski]

This summer I’m gonna get so much done I’m gonna do some traveling, hang out with some old friends, get a summer job, work out and eat healthier, and get ready for my new classes by getting the required books early and studying them. 

June, July & August: 

[zwamboobs-deactivated20161210]

small titties, big titties, no titties if you like her you’ll like her titties.

[play2am]

Same with her ass

[citylandscapes]