“Leave me out of it, I am not going.”
“Fine. Then we’re done here. Do you want to get some coffee?”
“I don’t like people who think they’re better than other people.”
“No offense, but, um, I’m not interested.”
“I just never figured you being in a relationship.”
“Have you ever been charged with a felony?”
“You know, I’m glad we had that little chat about being nice to the locals.”
“You’re bad with people, okay? No use being offended by the fact.”
“You don’t need a gun. If anyone needs shooting, I’ll do it.”
“My most meaningful relationships are with dead people.”
“I’ve noticed that very few people are scary once they’ve been poked in the eye.”
“You know, I’m sorry for wrecking your weekend for nothing.”
“How I feel doesn’t matter. My job doesn’t depend on it.”
“Are you as cold and unfeeling as you seem?”
“You know, you picked a really odd time to have this conversation.”
“When you say things like that, it’s just to bug me, right?”
“Don’t use your charm smile on me.”
“I have been wanting to do that for years. You are so hot!”
“I thought you were told to stay away from him?”
“Yeah. So, um, you should be a little nicer to me, huh?”
“You thought you were protecting me. But you’re the one who needs protecting.”
“It hurts my shoulder when I break down the door.”
“Or better still, you could forget the whole thing and come home.”
“You do know how this is supposed to work, right?”
“If you keep living trying to protect yourself, nothing is ever going to touch you.”
“I just… I feel like I want to kiss you.”
“I’d say you were kidding, but, I don’t think you know how to kid.”
“I know when there’s something wrong with you.”
“If you had a pet pig, what would you name him?”
“Look, if anybody asks, the door was open.”
“There’s absolutely no reason for us to be discreet about our relationship anymore.”
“He touched me with his creepy, serial killer hands.”
“How long have you and _____ hated each other?”
“How are we friends? How is it possible? I mean we have nothing in common.”
“Something’s wrong, right? What can I do to help?”
