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how do i fucking work this website

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I dreamt I owned this shirt and hated it so much I started crying rather than wear it

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oh dear god i need to fix my account RIGHT NOW its ugly

anywaysup fuckers i remembered i had an acocungt

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More ArtFight. Some of my lineless drawings. For @vantaban and @/endergirlplayz on Instagram

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I forgot I had a fucking account here hi guyes

[impikachan]

HERE IS THE FULL 100-PEOPLE SEA-TO-STARS MASS ATTACK!! IN ALL ITS SATURATED 6FPS GLORY!! Check out the Artfight link here: https://artfight.net/attack/6806833.2024-sea-to-stars-mass-attack

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My lil guy is in here, the fourth character from the left, bottom row, underwater!! He's the guy made of water!!

NEVER thought I'd be a part of a massive attack like this I am ECSTATIC

[xenogoatkane]

cowboys cowboying

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I wonder if they're going to a tent somewhere

[xenogoatkane]

Two narras bullying a single gambler, but spiders

@vantaban (haha loser I can actually tag you for once)

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His worst nightmare fr fr

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I THINK I’M FINALLY FIGURING OUT HOW TO DRAW HIM

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so my friend and i googled oven yaoi (long story) because i bet it didn't exist (IT DIDN'T at least on google) and instead of oven yaoi we found a stock image so. this happened

[phantasmicdream]

Auriel and a cup of tea~

@ 2022

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My versions of Henry Emily + Willy Afton (: (They look Odd because actually they’re based off my bestie and I) (they are also so unlike their canon counterparts unless you want to consider Henry yelling YOUR MOM as canon)

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[noctysite]

@vantaban its halloween time to get spooky

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ITS HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY (post date 3-15-2023)

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Decided to draw some busts. Some of these characters haven’t been touched in years and some need some heavy redesigning but i tried

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saw a thread of stock images to draw ur babbygorl to and. im sorry but this pose spoke to me

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i havent logged in in so fucking long on my computer it KICKED ME OUT

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Unsure if I posted this. Overblurred the background so feel pretty dumb abt that anyway they finding things in holes let's go

Also might change Casey's (bird) design a bit bc I no longer like the vest

[radioactivepeasant]

It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly friendly or curious ones.

I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought “I’m gonna ride on that thing!”?

And put a human near any canine predator and there’s a strong chance of said human yelling “PUPPY!” and initiating playful interaction with it.

And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide “I’m gonna swim with our splashy danger friends!”

Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest aliens out there and say “Heck with it. I’m gonna hug ‘em.”

“Why?!”

“I dunno. I gotta hug ‘em.”

And it’s like the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends.

[adrenaline-revolver]

“Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans.” “Why? Are they more aggressive than we anticipated?” “It seems to be the opposite Commander. Just this morning a crewman nearly lost their hand when attempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world. Their reaction to the attack was to call the creature a “mean kitty” and vow to win it over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readily with creatures outside their species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alien creature they have never seen before simply because it appears distressed. I hate to say this commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy’s fauna.” “I see what you mean. So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown animals without permission from a superior officer. And send a message to supplies about acquiring one of these “puppies” so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated. 

[radioactivepeasant]

Ehehehe I love this! Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 90% cuter and more epic

[talkingbirdguy]

Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone.

[beka-tiddalik]

“So I hear that you’ve just recruited a human for your ship.”

“Yes, it’s the first time that I’ve worked with these species, but they come highly recommended. Say, you’ve worked with a few, what tips can you give me? I’d hate to have some kind of cultural misunderstanding if it’s avoidable.”

“The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised.”

“Wait, what?”

“I’m serious. Don’t do it. Things. Happen.”

“But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least one on board?”

“Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excellent innovators, and are psychologically very resilient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member. Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary.”

“But Toks, didn’t you just say…”

“The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything. If you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into. It was sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him.”

“Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pixia?”

“The very same. Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don’t even get me started on that one time with the Dunlip. Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it. As a pet.”

“A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun?”

“Yup. Don’t leave your humans unsupervised.”

“I’ll uh, take that under advisement.”

[uristmcdorf]

“Seriously. Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond with or they will make their own. I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway, but without any permanent pets they can get… creative. Don’t even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby. Three weeks in and when we finally caught the wretched thing, half the humans on crew tried to revolt about us “killing” Stabby by removing the knife. “How… how did you resolve that sir?” “Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead. Quite a creative solution, I suppose.” “And that sated the humans? “Worse.” “Worse?” “They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on springs to both and held mock battles. Then decided Stabby and Knifey were in love and now none of them will allow the others to stage fights between them any more.”