STOP YOUR SNIFFLING AND ASK FOR HELP.

WHY AM I STUCK HERE? DROOLING OVER A BRIGHT SCREEN ON THIS HUMAN'S SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE. LOOK, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE IT ON YOUR DUMB BULLSHI- FUCK, OKAY, LET'S REVERSE THIS. I HAVE A LOT OF SHIT GOING ON AND I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO, AND FEELING LIKE NOBODY IS THERE. PLEASE JUST, DROP YOUR PROBLEM IN THE ASK BOX I WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I CAN WITH THE BEST ADVICE I CAN SCROUNGE UP. THANKS.

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

[blue-masquerade]

i had to read this 3 times before i got the joke

[avengersonna]

???

[heymicheal]

*twerks to law and order theme music*

[vantasadvice]

there is no escape

[viromas]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS I AM ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MIND

SO YOU KNOW THIS LOVELY BITCH RIGHT HERE

HER NAME IS KANAYA MARYAM

AND YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GIRL?

SHE IS ATTRACTED TO LIGHT PLAYERS.

EXAMPLE:

SHE HAS HAD CANON FEELINGS FOR BOTH OF THESE GIRLS.

LIGHT PLAYERS.

LIGHT.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

YOU KNOW HOW TROLLS SOMETIMES TAKE AFTER THE HABIT OF THEIR LUSII?

HER LUSUS WAS A FUCKING *MOTH*.

[f0xghost-moved-deactivated20150]

THIS MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN VRISKA LIKING THE 2 BREATH PLAYERS TOO BECAUSE OF THE MOLECULE DEAL IS THIS FOR REAL

[vantasadvice]

im laughing this is getting notes again

[vantasadvice]

bwhahahahahhahahahaha

WELL SHIT, I'M HOT AS FUCK AREN'T I.

[vantasadvice]

(what is your main blog)

((ooc: you can find it right here!))

[vantasadvice]

I'm a devoted fan... 

If the pic doesn't work, well...

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/267/idontevenknow.png/

Derp.

FUCK YOU GUYS.

[vantasadvice]

Beep Beep Meow

I HOPE THAT ISN'T A LONG FUCKING ROAD TRIP.

[vantasadvice]

psst

HOLY MOTHERFUCK.

((ooc: THIS SHOULD BE A THING YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST SUBMIT TO ME KARKATS FACE PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO THINGS I LAUGHED FOR TEN MINUTES WHEN I SAW THIS))

[vantasadvice]

What do you do when you love someone but they changed and you just want them back?

I ASK MYSELF THIS QUESTION EVERY FUCKING DAY. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

YOUR CHOICES ARE TO EITHER GET OVER IT, ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THEY’VE CHANGED AND TRY TO IMMERSE YOURSELF IN THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY UNTIL YOU CAN BRING YOURSELF OVER THE FUCKING HURDLE. OR YOU CAN GO AFTER THEM, TRY TO BRING THEM BACK.

IT’S SAD BECAUSE THERE ISN’T MUCH YOU CAN DO. TRUST ME, I’VE TRIED.

[vantasadvice]

Hey, bro. I've all up and done some bad things that I now know were motherfucking wrong. One of the things that I motherfucking did was leave my moirail. I motherfucking want him back. What do I do?

…

YOU JUST GO HOME, WAIT IN THE PILE FOR HIM AND HE’LL COME AROUND.

OKAY?

[vantasadvice]

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT TO ANONYMOUS. OH WELL.

AND THE IMBECILE OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO TUMBLR USER XERRIASORSW.

[vantasadvice]

CAR CAT YOUR NAME BEEP BEEP MEOW

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS.

[vantasadvice]

I feel dumb saying this, but I'm lonely. I've never been in any sort of romantic relationship ever. Recently the feeling of wanting to date a person has become very strong, and it just bums me out that I can't (and probably won't) find a boy willing to put up with me or that would even like me since I do not fit the definitions of beauty that many have (I think I am beautiful, but I am a bit overweight and I have very bad skin). I feel as though I'm wishing for the impossible. Anything I can do?

WHEN CONSIDERING LOVE, LOOKS ARE THE LAST THING YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT.

IF SOMEONE IS GOING TO LOVE YOU, THEY WILL LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, THEY WILL THINK YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL.

AND IF YOU THINK YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL THAT’S ALL THAT TRULY MATTERS. 

YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING. TRUST ME, LOVE, UNLIKE IN THE MOVIES, DOESN’T JUST POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND BAM, Y’ALL ARE SNUG AS GRUBS IN A RUG. YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR SOMEONE, AND YOU HAVE TO GET TO KNOW THEM. IT KINDA SUCKS, BUT AS LONG AS YOU TWO GET ALONG, IT SHOULDN’T BE MUCH OF AN ISSUE.

[vantasadvice]

Is there a troll One Direction?

NO YOU IDIOT THERE ARE FOUR DIRECTIONS, NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, AND WEST.

[vantasadvice]

Y u no answer to those who aren't worthful anon

((ooc: i try to answer to everyone, but if i can’t think of a response, i give myself time to try and think of one. i don’t want to slap down some random cliche bullshit and hope it helps, i really actually want to help people but i’ve been going through some stuff personally as of late so these blogs have been slow, i can’t answer everyone all at once, if i read one and i get a good idea how to answer, then i answer then and there, if not, i save it to my drafts and reread it when i actually don’t feel horrible and know i can get something done.))

[vantasadvice]

This isn't so much a call for advice, but since you've helped me so much- and you really have,... Will you go to Tumblr Prom with me, Karkat? ~Me, "Worthful Anon"

HOLY SHIT.

FUCK IT, WHY THE HELL NOT. SURE, LET’S GO TO TUMBLR PROM. WE CAN HOLD HANDS AND ACCIDENTALLY SPILL PUNCH ON THE FLOOR AND RUN AWAY AND HOPE NO ONE NOTICED AND DANCE TO SHITTY POP SONGS THAT WE KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO.

WHEN THE HELL IS IT ANYWAY?