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[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

happy 50k to butt dyke house holy shit

[arcadiaak]

in the ninth house. straight up "locking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My tomb.

[scrunchieandawig]

[segamascott]

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[horsefigureoftheday]

It's actually so insane that we live in a time now where people can go their whole life without ever interacting with a horse. 100 years ago that was unthinkable. There are people who are 100 years old. The disappearance of the horse from daily life has happened within some people's lifetime.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[okthisway]

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

[egberts]

bloon

[hatsunemikuwu]

Baby need smoko

[egberts]

[angryturtledragon]

baby is a smoko

[egberts]

me after smoking the bloont

[friendlyfrankenstein]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiradical]

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

[baddiedaddyinthecroptop]

Positively Ab-ulous 😘😘😘

Art by heiibo

Another version of Abby to keep me in a chokehold: Abby with facial piercings. 😍

[depsidase]

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[cutecipher]

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

[avagarde]

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

[geekysteven]

crab

[existennialmemes]

Crustaceans: Crab

Mammals: Weasel

Plants: Tree

Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect

Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs

Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods

[are-they-a-faggot]

sorry i said id go to bed but this is The funniest thing ive seen in like the past like. 4 days thanks oomf

[werewolfclaws]

i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

[eddieintheocean]

petplay where youire a fish but i forgot to cycle the water in your tank so the chemicals are inbalanced and you die

[eddieintheocean]

im learning so much about celebrities today