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🔞⚰️🕊️ | 21 | MDNI i’m the past and the future; the last of the sutures, the cooing dove!

[vanwaldenbergs]

hello 🦇 tyler, he/him, 21, beautifully unwell, married to my sweet companion ❣️ gob bluth oshikatsu, chevy chase riako && the world’s cutest real-life vampire. and i write too!

⚰️🕊️ dead dove enthusiast, professional RPF scholar, pro-fiction, anti-harassment on either side, i block freely && don’t do discourse!

🐇 i am a vessel for communications of universes outside our own ⭑ which makes me very strange and off-putting but i promise im also kind. part-time conspiracist and a full-time little sister to two future celebrities ♥︎

🩸special interests include saturday night live, youthlib [esp. anti-child stars/influencers], egyptology, catholicism, fandom culture, moon knight, 9/11 && genetics. i am currently hyperfixated on interview with the vampire && arrested development. other interests are the pitt, blades of glory (2007), community, glee, penny arcade, nirvana the band the show. . . i contain multitudes!

🤍 i am an unrepentant swiftie ( ∩´͈ ᐜ `͈∩) non-hetlor, gaylor adjacent (kaylor+swiftgron happened!) with a fondness for T+T. lover moon, reputation sun, showgirl rising. big fan of all other pop girls and taydaughters!

🎵 moonwalker && beatlemaniac 4ever. MJ defender until i die.

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[markovchaingang]

the thing that other gender members don't understand is that members of my gender are constantly being judged and scrutinised by society and the world around us, so we often end up having to become very self-conscious as a survival mechanism; unlike other gender members who i presume probably float gently through life on a cloud of passive acceptance or something

[lourocarmim]

"it was an in-universe wig! it was an in-universe wig!" i shout as im dragged back to my padded cell

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[oabf45]

He was so disappointed when he realized she wasn't talking about him LMAO. Old man STAND UP!

[https-hunter]

[strawburrymeadows]

lesbian moms and their teenage (adopted) daughter

[moldy-gutz]

My hungry ass could never work in the Pitt

[sadmortician]

(don't) look up to me

[sadmortician]

beach episode when

[puppiegracie]

this scene was truly so important for those with issues

[crowshaped]

invest in jemma now

[vanwaldenbergs]

finally catching up on the embarrassing amt of albums i have yet to listen to

[hollanderthoughts]

"whats the worst that could happen" you cant ask me that im not the kind of person who can handle that question in a way that is good for my personal safety

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from