Everybody's Somebody's Everything

Jaimen - 26 - AK

[weepingwidar]

Lawrence Paul Yuxweluptun (Tsartlip/Syilx First Nations/Canadian, 1957) - Killer Whale Has A Vision and Comes to Talk to Me about Proximological Encroachments of Civilizations in the Oceans (2010)

[phaeton-flier]

Squidward's whole deal is that he was a scion of Old Money who got really into Marxism in college and decided he couldn't live with himself as a beneficiary of the Bourgeoisie. He cut ties with his parents and went to live as a proletariat for a few years to better his music.

Of course, what was supposed to be a short term service industry job before he lived for his art has bloomed into just being his life, and life as a poor artist is never as romantic as one imagines. While the cost of living of Bikini Bottom is low enough that even a frycook can be a homeowner, it's not quite so low that he can afford the luxuries he was used to growing up.

His view of the Working Class as the downtrodden masses were rather tattered by years of living between SpongeBob and Patrick, who were not so much temporarily oppressed intellectuals as they were, well, SpongeBob and Patrick.

Still, through thick and thin he's never gone back on his decision to leave the money behind. The great irony is that he is ignorant of his greatest achievement—his superiority to Squilliam isn't turning a bunch of randos into a functioning Marching Band or turning a burger joint into a fine dining establishment, it's having the strength of character to look at all the advantages Squilliam had and choose to leave it behind.

He will never be a master Clarinet player, but he will always have that

[riverpiracy]

bro pull up rn. i'm sending you my location. this place is popping tf offff

📍big rock candy mountain

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[planet-motherfucker]

[omtai]

genuinely how i feel every time

[toskarin]

guy: it sucks that the train back is such a long ride

his friend who is trying to get him to wear foot shaped shoes with toes but is taking it slow: it does

[toskarin]

how much simpler can I possibly make it

[transarsonist]

Hey what's outside the bounds of that screenshot

[toskarin]

the image contains only the information inside of it

[kwacpe]

but where do these other lines lead to?

[toskarin]

to the edge of the image

[endlessmazin]

Abstraction in Morphland

[kushblazer666]

[5t4r5cr34m-ah3g40-h00d13]

IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$

[never-obsolete]

The Mercury Pool screen saver, from Windows XP Plus!

[tanookitalez]

moppy

[tanookitalez]

went back and remastered the original moppy comic into a slightly nicer format. expect other classic comics of mine getting touch ups in the future so they can better match my entire body of work :3

additionally, i made a few small art/text tweaks just so the message is relevant regardless of rapidly changing real world circumstances and events. want to make that clear so people don't get the wrong idea

[miapcain]

Dialogue!

Support the development of DOG NIGHTMARE here!

[modernmodron]

Support if you can! This is going to be a good one

[umarell]

[slunch]

tl;dr: all "algorithmically" pushed stuff on a newsfeed is mostly ads. nothing that's really surprising form this vulture article, but it is dismal and makes me grateful for one website where you only see things from people you follow WITHOUT horrible short-form video content

[bitchking-of-angmar]

The Feed Is Fake

What if every viral song, movie, meme, influencer, and celebrity drama in recent memory was the result of a stealth marketing campaign?

https://web.archive.org/web/20260515113210/https://www.vulture.com/article/social-media-feeds-chaotic-good-projects-clipping.html

Have a paywall free link to the source!

[giragirameganedan]

WORKING REALLY HARD PHYSICALLY ALL DAY AND THEN COMING HOME AND GETTING NAKED AND DRINKING A BIG BEER

[theonion]

Explaining to the server at local restaurant Sid’s Diner that he only wanted one patty—not two—dainty little man Carlos Villarreal reportedly ordered a single cheeseburger Thursday. “Oh dear, is this delicate fellow worried a burger with double meat would upset his tender tummy?” said onlooker Miles Friedmont, wondering aloud whether Villarreal was purchasing the diminutive sandwich not for himself but for a young child of poor appetite, or perhaps a bedridden relative unable to stomach anything more substantial.

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