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caroline - she/her - 26

[daenerys-stormborn]

MALI’S 22K CELEBRATION ✶ LORD OF THE RINGS ↬ 💌 for @bladesrunner

[infectiouspiss]

they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy

[powerburial]

We are all familiar with the christmas song: “you better not shout……you better not cry” and so on. But what interest me is this line: “be good for goodness sake.” now we all know that this is , of course, bullshit. The children are good ..not for the sake of goodness itself…but for the sake…of the presents.

[ampervadasz]

[bladedharp]

@alphabetcompletionist

[alphabetcompletionist]

nice

[lngdns]

Jim Carrey as Edward Nygma in Batman Forever (1995)

[kvetchlandia]

Herman Leonard     Chet Baker, New York City     1956

[outofcontextjojo]

[lolwtfmemes]

[weddingsweddings]

Visit Original Link

[antigonick]

“I have been dull; I have missed you. I do miss you. I shall miss you.”

— Virginia Woolf, in a letter to Vita Sackville-West, dated from January 26, 1926, in The Letters of Vita Sackville-West and Virginia Woolf

[themonstrousfeminine]

what she says: I’m fine What she means: the haunted mask episode of goosebumps was about a girl who was sick of being victimized by boys so she rejects her entire identity both physically and personally to become monstrous, while carrying around an idol of her past self mounted on a stick. to get herself back she must fight off her demons by loving her true self, represented again by the head figure. self love could not be attained without first accessing monstrosity in self defense

[thisaintnomuddclub]

Kate Bush at the British Rock and Pop Awards on February 26th, 1980. Photo © Mirrorpix

[hayaomiyazaki]

david byrne absolutely exists on a separate plane of existence from the rest of us

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[doctorbeth]

Perfume the Elder Bunny

Meet Perfume, a lovely older bunny who had lost one ear and had accumulated quite a bit of dirt over 68 years of hugs and adventures:

He came in for a spa but not a new ear.  One ear had become his identifying feature over the years.  Instead, we would just minimize the scarring on that side of his head.

Here he is in his bubble bath:

His heart was all hearts as he was here over Valentine’s:

And soon, he was ready to fly home to Oregon:

His person’s comment: He’s beautiful!

[husband]

you want want Murphy has.

[ironpour]

philip glass found dead 

[sonypraystation]

someone else can clean this up and run with it my contributions are conceptual

[solarsyrup]