Soothing Rain

Superbi Squalo: Varia Second-in-Command

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“Why the hell are all these damn ingredients so fucking expensive?!”

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The other’s insistence on not taking a slice as well and joining him for a snack did nothing for the green-haired man’s ego and the displeased grimace he wore was evident of such.

“Suit yourself~” Was his curt response as he shrugged and proceeded to stab his fork into his slice before bringing the deliciously moist morsel into his mouth and humming delightedly and somewhat exaggeratedly.

“You’re missing out. This is delicious~” 

Of course it was. He had an eye for exquisite things, after all.

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Squalo couldn’t help but roll his eyes at the other. Yes, to others the sweet was probably really delicious, but there were people in the world who didn’t find it as such. 

He so happened to be one of those people.

It was an issue that the brats always harassed him for, but because of it was simply used to the remarks and just learned to brush them off and ignore them.

“To each their own. So tell me, what crazy shit has your family been dealing with?”

Squalo hoped that this simple topic change would move away from the stupid sweet laying on the table.

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Someone had to do it.

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“I’m gonna kill you, you damn brat!!!”

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Kikyo’s grin was smug, having riled up the shark with relative ease. He wasn’t, however, in the mood for a fight and decided the cake was a much better distraction.

“Oh come now~ Have a bit. It is yours after all.” He insisted as he took the slice Squalo had cut for him.

“Those two can have the rest of it afterwards.” 

Although they were some of Italy’s top assassins, it amused him to no end how much the group operated like a family. A dysfunctional family, but a family nonetheless– complete with a mama, papa, and two murderous children with a penchant for sweets. Granted, his own family was no different, especially Daisy and Bluebell.

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Squalo felt a little more at ease now that the subject had been dropped. But he only wished now that he would stop pestering him about the stupid cake. He didn’t give a rats ass if it was his or not, he hated all kinds of sweets.

“No thank you, I’m not a fan of sweets at all.”

If it weren’t for the brats he would have forced himself to eat the cake so it wouldn’t go to waste, but luckily he had the two who would devour it in an instant if they could.

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“Please~” He scoffed, “Even if we would stoop to such unoriginal methods, you wouldn’t even see it coming~”

Kikyo grinned, studying the other’s reactions. He seemed ultimately displeased, perhaps even mildly offended. Yes, this was the Varia, the top assassination squad, but Kikyo was a part of the Millefiore, led by Byakuran, a man who, quite simply put, you just didn’t want to mess with.

“Well then, that’s enough of that talk, don’t you think? How about we enjoy a slice of cake while things are quiet~” The Bellflower suggested as he gestured towards the gifted cake.

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“Oh, you think we, the Varia, wouldn’t see such things coming. How little faith you have in us.” 

Squalo glared at the Millefiore member. How dare he look down on the Varia, they were better, stronger than any other group out there. Such little things like poisoned food would never do such harm to them.

“I don’t like sweets, but I won’t stop you from enjoying a slice. Belphagor and Fran would be the only ones to eat it anyway.”  He spoke only after he had calmed himself down as he cut a slice of cake for the other. They didn’t need to start a fight right now, it’d be too much trouble and despite looking foward to fighting and taking down Kikyo and the rest of Milefiore but currently they were allies and he couldn’t harm him, not unless he was ordered to.

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“Waaaaa. Mama Squalo is angry. Run before you get grounded.”

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“This is why stupid brats like you shouldn’t be in the Varia.”

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“Wow. Rude. And you call yourself the Varia’s mother.”

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“I don’t call myself anything you shitty brat! You gave me the damn nickname for no stupid ass reason!!”

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//school and work have come to bite me in the butt. Sorry for not being active this week. Will get to replies this weekend <3

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“I give you a present out of the goodness of my heart to remind you how much I care for you as a subordinate and this is the thanks I get. Unbelievable.

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“You have no fucking heart.”

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@variarain “Oi, taichou. Apparently I missed your birthday, but don’t worry, I still have a gift for you.”

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“You shitty brat I’m going to kill you and nobody is going to be able to stop me.”

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♘

♘ = stabbing them .

He had him now, Bel thought to himself as his wires surrounded his presumably unsuspecting commander. A wicked grin spread across his features and then the man was gone. 

The smile fell off his face as he felt the burn of a cold sword through his shoulder.

He’d underestimated his opponent. But how?? His strategy was fool-proof!

Shaky lips twitched up into a manic grin. His adrenaline was rushing and his blood pounding in his ears. 

The fingers of his good arm twitched, but otherwise, he was kept in place by the grip Squalo maintained on his blade, having successfully lodged it through Bel’s shoulder and into the ground.

“Ushi-shi-shi~~~”

“Just let me take another… stab at ya, pretty pleaaaase~~~”

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“You’re done for the day.”

Squalo let out a sigh, the kid had gotten cocky again. He was always getting cocky and that was what was leading him to his constant downfall.

He pulled his sword out his shoulder and kicked the blonde to the ground. The kid was a good strategist, always had been but there was always one flaw he created unknowingly because of how certain he was in having them. If the brat wanted to take his position one day he had to be ready in case there was a flaw..

He sheathed his sword as he forcefully pulled the boy up by his good arm and dragged him towards the bench in the training room. He’d lecture him while bandaging him up before he sent him to look for Lussuria.

“The more you get cocky the sloppier you get brat. A strategist always has three plans in mind in case the first one fails. What you’re doing is leaving you open for disaster. You’re one of our strongest, yes, but there are people out there that can out smart you easily if you keep up going this route.”

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He growled at the other before backing down and putting his knives back in their appropriate place.

“Meh. You’re not worth my time~”

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“Keep telling yourself that brat.”

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“Trash prince, huh? Why I oughta cut ya ta pieces!!”

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“I dare ya to try you shitty prince”

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“Welcome back trash prince.”

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✉ ☤ ★ ✄

✉:the last five text messages my muse sent

Message to Fran: If I walk into your room one more damn time and it’s still a fucking mess I’m going to throw everything away! Including your damn bed.

Message to Bel: Make sure the fucking frog cleans up his damn room and I’ll give you a free pass to beat one of the Vongola brats up without a punishment.

Message to Mammon: I already paid you back you sack of shit, do not add fucking interest or I’ll kill you!

Message to Xanxus: Whole milk or 2%? 

Message to Lussuria: I told you to keep your corpses in your room! If I find them else where again I swear I’m burning them all.

☤:the last time my muse went to the hospital and why

The last time he was hospitalized was after the Arcobaleno fight due to all his injuries and nearly dying. He’s been extremely careful since then and has been training more to get stronger.

★:five things most people don't know about my muse

He washes his hair twice a day and carries a brush with him everywhere he goes.

Even if Xanxus did become Vongola tenth, Squalo wouldn’t cut his hair too short. He’s grown attached to it.

He’d never admit it, but he truely cares deeply for his Varia family.

He enjoys Yamamoto’s company now and then, usually only when they’re training and he isn’t talking about baseball.

He hates children, when the Vongola brats visit he tries to lock Lambo and Ipin in a closet so he doesn’t have to deal with them.

✄:what my muse would say to the mun if they had the opportunity

“Get your shit together you brat!"

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♛ ☠ ☃ ☜

♛:the pettiest thing my muse has ever done

Squalo once saved a kitten from a tree while hunting down mafioso he was sent to kill. The little brat wouldn’t stop crying about it and it was the only thing that would shut them up. He did it while covered in blood though so the kid was scarred.

☠:how my muse would choose to die, if it were up to them

Obviously Squalo would want to die serving Xanxus. It would have to be an intense battle and one that wouldn’t bring shame onto his name or his famiglia.

☃:what my muse does when it snows

Squalo does his best to stay inside when it snow, it’s too much trouble with trying to keep his hair dry, and protecting his fake arm at all cost. Metal does not do well frozen. He simply has to many things to worry about if he went out in the snow.

☜:five things my muse sucks at

Cooking

Drawing

Cleaning

Comforting 

Babysitting

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Pulling up a chair, Kikyo took the liberty of making himself comfortable as he set the cake in Squalo’s hands.

“Let’s be realistic though. If my boss wanted to get rid of you, he wouldn’t do it by way of poison and there’d be nothing you could do to stop it~”

The tone of his voice was mildly threatening. Kikyo was not beneath taunting others and insinuating their demise. After all, this man suggested he was capable of going against his boss’ wishes for better relations. Unless Byakuran wished it so, he would not act against “allies”.

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Sqaulo glared slightly at the cake in his hands before setting it down on a table far from him. It didn’t bother him that Kikyo was making himself comfortable in his office, after all it was nice to have some sort of company that didn’t involve screaming and fighting.

“I’m well aware of that fact, which is why I didn’t shove it in your face the moment you brought it in. Your family is classy and annoying, poisoning would be the last attempt.”

He knew he had struck a cord with the other, it was how they were anyways. Pushing one anothers buttons for the best reaction, it was also the best way to determine what bothered them the most for when you need an upper hand on one thing or another.