Ever wanted to know what the objectively best thing in the world is?
Hey folks! We figured we’d throw our hat into the ring of Tumblr completions. However, rather than making a themed set of polls, I’ve done just the opposite; anything goes, and you’ll have to make the tough choice between two completely unrelated characters, things, or concepts. Whats better? Your beloved blorbo? Ea-Nasir? Vanilla Extract? Who knows!
Rules— You can submit anything, but said thing must not be inappropriate, offensive, or a real person. Since the past is a lie, I’ll also allow the submission of anyone who was a historical figure.
I’ll be using the tag #nounstourney — follow or block it if you want to.
And there we have it! After a week, I’ll start up the polls and close the submissions. See you then, and may the best noun win!
Please submit your favourite thing, idea, or concept. Do keep submissions clean though; no excessively dark subjects, political ideas, or in


















