Various Cryptids

Find us in the woods! Or we'll find you. Whichever comes first!

[variouscryptids]

POV: the Various Cryptids are hiding a body.

Ferne: are you gonna help or are you too pretty?

Nam nam: I'm too pretty

[variouscryptids]

You never see all of the cryptids together in one place.

God won't let it happen a second time.

[variouscryptids]

Sometimes I look at the Others and I wonder

Where on earth did you sprout from?

[variouscryptids]

We've got a playlist! The creative genius of Ferne has given is a banger playlist to listen to while lurking in a bog. Go forth and create eldritch horror!

[peacozy]

every day I don't wake up a princess with a castle in the middle of an enchanted forest, is another day wasted

[variouscryptids]

every day I don't wake up a vampire with a castle in the middle of a haunted forest, is another day wasted.

[variouscryptids]

I was put on this earth to be a funky bastard and I will funky bastard my way through life until God smites me for my hubris.

[disconnect4987]

God sees your plea and disregards it.

For you are too funky.

[variouscryptids]

I always knew I was God's favorite jester.

[variouscryptids]

Ipsa, @corvidacryptida, is out and about

[variouscryptids]

Out looking for souls to snatch

[variouscryptids]

Ipsa, @corvidacryptida, is out and about

[variouscryptids]

Cryptid Introduction: Ferne, the "somewhat emo bigfoot"

I'm nowhere near the oldest of the cryptids, and I'm not the most elusive either. I'm normally the one you'll see the most pictures of, wandering in the woods. If you're ever trying to lure me out of my hiding spot, try leaving some energy drinks around, perhaps I'll pop out and say hello 🖤

[n4682]

i just wish i could just hang off of the walls or ceiling

and also shapeshift

i feel like those two things would solve 99% of my problems

[variouscryptids]

I was put on this earth to be a funky bastard and I will funky bastard my way through life until God smites me for my hubris.

[variouscryptids]

Some introductions!

There are six members of Various Cryptids. Some represent specific cryptids known to North America. One is merely herself.

As time passes, they shall all introduce themselves.

Stay tuned!

[variouscryptids]

Greetings, mortals. We have arrived.