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sheldon, he/him 25, a gay tank Yo, this is my ooc blog. You can find links to my muses (and about me) to the right.

[gyllenhaals]

[myfantasyhautecouture]

Armored Inspiration

[nerisgang]

@lisaerys

[quarkmaster]

viking sketch(es)

JAN DITLEV

[detailedart]

Details: The morning star and the moon, 1903, by Carl Schweninger.

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[shodaw]

As always the ancient Greeks stay the most relevant

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

[1-hug-man]

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Didnt work

[twofacetoo]

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It was worse

[bprinny]

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?

Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check

Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?

Me: im sorry?

Customer: like what is it made out of?

Me: they are chicken wings.

Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?

Me: it is made with chicken wings.

Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?

Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.

Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.

Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.

Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?

Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.

Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.

Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.

Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.

Me: fried chicken wings.

This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.

[ladyghirahim]

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This gave me secondhand anxiety

[varothooc]

I one time has to explain to a woman that we were using an oven to heat food, not a microwave. She could not comprehend what I was saying to her and repeatedly asked "but is it a mircowave?" Multiple times until a manager came over and said, just as I had, "no ma'am, its an oven." And she followed up with "BUT IS IT A MICROWAVE?"

[hisokca-deactivated20160312]

shit memory who dis

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

Let trans men be as feminine or as masculine as they want

[likealittleraccoonthing]

also let trans women be as masculine or feminine as they want

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

reblog this version too cowards.

[smoothens]

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[teathattast]

[vikings-til-valhalla]

They are my official sword vendor. I go to them for all my swords. Nobody else.

[amaranth-devl-deactivated201904]

[oldvampyarchive]

The New Alignment Chart -  Vampire Edition

[horsefieldmix]

[the6thsiren-deactivated20210702]

what a breakthrough

[dynastylnoire]

Wind is windy as hell

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[memehumor]

Couldn’t be more accurate