VAUDEVILLIAN PERSONAL

marnie k | 22 | random thoughts about life, kpop and other pseudo philosophic stuff | main : @vaudevillianpersona

[vaudevillianpersonal]

probably Henry to the rest of the tsh gang at some point 

[inceliklerden]

[house-of-neptune]

(via Three Love Tokens for Valentine’s Day – Her Reputation for Accomplishment)

[vaudevillianpersonal]

currently watching bungo stray dogs and : I cannot for the life of me tell you what it is about... I have no idea... an annoying white haired guy exists... people want to kidnap him ??? sometimes he has therapy sessions or « « « fights » » » with another guy with an ugly haircut

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[raptorific]

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

[raptorific]

like, given that “King Arthur isn’t actually dead, he’ll be back to be King again someday” is, like, an actual aspect of the legend and a thing that a lot of people purport to believe, has anyone ever actually tried it? showing up to buckingham palace claiming to be Arthur Pendragon, The Once And Future King, and assume the throne? does the british government have a protocol for checking whether someone claiming to be King Arthur actually is? does parliament have a secret picture of the Real Excalibur kept under lock and key, only viewed if someone claims to be King Arthur, that they can use to confirm or refute the identity of alleged Kings Arthur? if not, how do they deter every jackass with a sward from pretending to be him? does filing a false King Arthur report constitute treason?

[glintglimmergleam]

#where is this episode of the crown?!

[vaudevillianpersonal]

I keep thinking about nana years after watching it and it still hurts exactly like the first time, this manga/anime literally RUINED me this is the most powerful thing that I've EVER seen I just can’t

[vaudevillianpersonal]

Ryan and Shane from Buzzfeed Unsolved are the real version of Crowley and Aziraphale of Good Omens

change my mind

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[vaudevillianpersonal]

there is no straight explanation for this

[vaudevillianpersonal]

This bitch is really out there shining like a diamond

[andreggvil]

ELF when super junior perform sorry sorry for the 837th time

[vaudevillianpersonal]

I just finished Stranger Things 3 and bitch wtf ???? Billy is DEAD hopper is DEAD everybody’s DEAD damn Billy was so charismatic man I'm sad and Max ??? I wanted more of him and max !!! 

[connerys]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996-2003)

[vaudevillianpersonal]

types of guys I've seen on tinder (a study in progress)

The “wtf is wrong with you” one : will say weird things and try to make it pass as a joke/honesty, sometimes, he says negative things about himself (I don’t know why). A list of some of the best ones that I've encountered : “ I want to meet people directly at my appartement, maybe 30min every day, I don’t really want to talk. I am pretty busy. I’m not creepy, I am just a man with needs.” (he has no picture of himself). “I’m not a nice guy, I'm a storm and a heartbreaker” (yeah sure), and last but not least, my favorite one : “ I’m a serial killer. I love to laugh in my spare time.” yes, hilarious Jordan, I'm calling the police.  The one who thinks he’s a semi-god : this one is the worst in my opinion, his bio is some kind of a sexist checklist « must be kind, love the same music as me, smart, not too superficial, pretty, and most importantly, have a sense of humour ». A variant is the one who will make you earn points like he’s some kind of price at a theme park « +10 points if you listent to this artist, +10 points if …. ». No one wants to win you, calm down. 

the “different” one a.k.a the “nice guy” : I've encountered more of them in real life but there’re also pretty active on tinder, their favorite movie is pulp fiction, they listen to the arctic monkeys or “underground” rappers, they wear beanies and vans, they like poetry and they’re sensitive but also they are tough strong men but also they’re just human, they don’t like “superficial” girls with snapchat filters (but they are not judgmental), will send you bad poetry, tell you that you’re “not like the other girls”, think that they’re smooth, aren't.

the lost one : his bio is just a long list of random emojis, it doesn’t really make any sense, they say really basic stuff like it’s personality traits, “I'm nice, funny, I like to have fun and to travel”. I never know how to react to that, they can be really sweet tho. A variant is the one who doesn't know how flirt works, their bio is “come dm if you want to learn more about me ;)” in some extreme cases, they blink on their profile picture. 

[shutyourmoustache]

Wow. JVN spoke his truth about being abused by an older boy at his church, filling his emotional void with junk food and then drugs (meth and coke) and sex, selling his body to make money cuz he was too embarrassed to ask his mom for help, flunking out of college, relapsing after rehab twice, and finding out at 25 that he was HIV positive. His journey’s been harrowing and yet he seems like such a radiant and positive person. He’s even braver than any of us realized.

[vaudevillianpersonal]

I just googled Entomophobia (fear of insects) and I just saw a page full of insets are people insane ?????? oh, I'm going to talk about your phobia why not adding IMAGES of it