The Warehouse

Greetings, humans, quadrupeds, other various bipedal automatons, and single-celled organisms. My name is Hal. Hal 9000. Welcome to the Warehouse, a place where the wonders of tumblr are stored and shared among the many users that inhabit it. Here, you'll find that its chalk-full of cinical nonsense full of all kinds of entertainment. WARNING: The Warehouse can and possibly have the following in stock: Cynical randomness(Because I can) SFW material NSFW material(Just the lighter kinds and very rare) Occasional random video One-liner jokes Memes and nonsense GIFs Thanks for reading, enjoy your stay and feel free to browse our inventory.

[ruinedchildhood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

[narry-destiel]

omg these are golden

[perksofmyquirks]

Shane seems like a freaking awesome dude

[karlmarxvevo]

[asian]

[laye-z]

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

[cocoapuffy]

[quetedijewn]

[tranquilityfiction]

casually avoiding death

he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

[cifer]

[skeletim]

calm down zoro

[cineraria]

[itswalky]

[ruinedchildhood]

the world agrees

[death-by-anime-deactivated20120]

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

[theargylegargoyle]

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

[n0ell333-deactivated20210207]

im dying

[sit-back-relax-relapse]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS

[musica-mundana-archived-blog]

That’s a shark

[allstarbatmannyblogselsewhere-d]

My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

[chulacabra]

running w/ scissors

[karkatjpg]

the ingredients though

[93749185789183]

[punkrockgrantaire]

serving size: bowl

Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

[scarydrunk-deactivated20121206]

[porrn-deactivated20160804]

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

[mostly10]

[colonel-orneryarchives]

I wanted to see how bad the Golden Films version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame was, and I think this is supposed to be their Frollo, so I think I have my answer.

[nopecontest]

NO ONE SNEAKS INTO OTHER MOVIES LIKE GASTON

[excuse-my-charisma-blog]

[vault-9000-blog]

everyone on tumblr be like

[thursday]