We've Opened The Door Now It's All Coming Through

30/gay/writer/bird enthusiast

[rainbowsky]

For anyone who's needed a laugh/smile as much as I have lately, I give you this sweet little guy.

[cheese24k]

[dr-gaytorius]

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

[dr-gaytorius]

[shaking, pale, clammy, on the verge of passing out from shock] please canyuou put your fwngers in it

[thetursithan]

In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

[votoms]

if he wanted to, he could've turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines.

[votoms]

that is correct.

[lascapigliata]

tony soprano privacy rights activist

[keyboard-worrier]

The most accurate political compass.

[parabins]

[fairycosmos]

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

[blessyouhawkeye]

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

[council-of-beetroot]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

[doraingrid]

Permanent Trouble

[rat-spit-village]

lo-fi blight radio - beats to slay the archdemon/save ferelden to the world is ending but we still vibin

[in-perfect-health]

weird and off-putting but endearingly so

[otherpigeon]

[azperja]

Sister Nightingale

[spekkios]

DRAGON AGE 2 (2011) ↳ the gallows