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So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

aggot

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

anosci

there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

lightningbuster

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

lakesbian

nightmareworldnews

(the kill-you-angle photo for reference)

the big mamdani

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

kidgokart

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

tomgreg

Happy Pride specifically to the delivery of this line

nature-valley-granola-bar

thinking about that one video

segamascott

dorka

rockergiirl

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

jesterattack

I habe some bad news

rockergiirl

BOTH TOWERS?

eroscestlavie

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that