all 46 excuses on my friendsĀ wall,Ā
1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow
2. we canāt all be usain bolt
3. in this day and age, we shouldnāt need labels like ālateā
4. i had pe first period do you blame me
5. i really, really didnāt want to sing
6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates
7. you canāt tell me how to live my life
9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
10. there was a freak yachting accident
11. i am a fucking retard
12. this is just for my wall
13. do you even read these
14. āit does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stopā
15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction
16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight
17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldnāt leave and let her win
18. traffic jammy jammy jam
19. how can i go to school when alex turner
20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her
21. i was sticking it to the man
22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginityĀ
23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and iĀ knewĀ we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye andĀ to be continued
24.Ā part twoĀ he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset
25. my meth lab caught fire
26. my bed is more comfortable than your school willĀ ever be
28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely
29. i had beat my younger brother for saying āswagā
30. i had to travel back to the 1950ās to ensure my birth
32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen
34. iām sorry iām late
Ā Ā Ā itās not my fault
Ā Ā Ā my auntie was killed
Ā Ā Ā and i joined a cult
35. a haiku about lateness:
late late late late late late late
Ā late late late late late
36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking
37. i was fashionably late
38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg
39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me
45. i was fighting al qaeda
YESSSS ITāS ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
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