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If you don’t eat pussy, keep walking.
Happy 46th birthday Amy Meredith Poehler (b. 16 September 1971)
“The real core of who you are is there and you have to keep listening to it and your life will unfold the way it’s supposed to"
You guys... Pink Eye is a fucking bitch. I thought only kids could have it? Like chicken pox? I’m too old for this bad botox look.
Any moment || WillAmy
vcpoehler:
vancityarnett:
To say that Will and Amy had history, a complicated history, was an understatement to say the least. They always seemed to be some version of up or down. For a few years it had been a lot of downs. It seemed like The two of them couldn’t be around each other without being incredibly toxic to each other, but they also couldn’t seem to quit each other. With kids in the mix and both of them living in Vancouver, they were bound to run into each other. The last few months had been explosive (with some intermittent sex strewn in). Finally, everything exploded. Will ended up in the hospital and then in rehab. Amy ended up in the hospital due to exhaustion from all the stress. It was like both of them had to reach their physical breaking point to end up back together in a good place.
Sobriety was hard. It was one of the hardest things Will had ever done. He was ten months sober now. Ten months and seven days. Every day he still fought against the urge . It was like a demon that was constantly following him, telling him that he could keep it under control now. That he needed it. Of course Will knew that these were just lies. He attended enough AA and NA meetings to know that. Although, that was a little more complicated when you were a celebrity. It was more just having a special sponsor then getting to actually go to meetings. Will also knew that no matter how long he was sober, it only took one second to break it. There was so much at risk. There was so much more to lose now that him and Amy were on good terms. They had even begun dating again– taking it slow and seeing if it was a possibility of something that could happen.
Sitting in his ‘97 Mustang a few blocks away from where Amy and his kids lived, Will waited for the blonde to arrive. Tapping his thumbs against the steering wheel to the beat of the light music coming from the stereo. It was Bob Dylan or Tom Petty– Will wasn’t really paying attention, too busy waiting for his ex-wife to appear. Seeing her turn the corner, Will leaned over and unlocked the passenger door, pushing it open for her. “Well, you know that I like to do things hot, baby,” Will’s deep voice filled the car, as he leaned in and kissed her back deeply. “Where to, Amycakes?”
Amy had never meant for it to happen. She used to silently judge people she knew who got back with their ex lovers or spouses, it didn’t make sense to her. Her post divorce relationship with Will didn’t make much more sense either, it was chaotic and unstable at best, but never did she actually consider the possibility of trying to fix it. The shit became worse, for both of them, and something clicked. True, they were miserable together by the end... but they were as miserable apart. Despite and through everything, she had always and always would love him deeply. The deepest out of everyone who has ever shared her life. If they were going to have to work on getting along better for their sake and the sake of their children, they might as well do it together,
They were taking it slow, as per the blonde’s demand. They had to reconnect completely, not with the people they were, but whom they had become. The worst thing was getting to trust each other again. And until then, no matter how much efforts it needed, it would stay strictly PG. If they wanted to stand a chance, they had to stop relying on the only thing they knew was still good, and worked on the rest.
Gosh that voice! It could say the most hurtful things sometimes, or the dumbest, but it still left her so weak and helpless. It was a visceral reaction she had, uncontrollable. Even now, a grown woman, mother of two, he said two phrases and she was ready to climb over to the driver’s side like a horny teenager. She kept her palm against the defined edge of his jaw for a few more seconds, just taking in the moment, appreciating it. That was one of “The Big Things” as she’d called them, the things they did or stopped doing, that led them to the deep dark pit that was their divorce; somewhere along the line, they stopped taking time to notice each other, really see and like (or not) what was going on. “Wanna catch a comedy show? Maybe meet your next wife there.” she smirked, going in for another quick kiss, not yet a hundred percent satisfied. A lot of years ago, gosh it was 20 years now, history had revealed that Will had taken a girlfriend of his to a comedy show where he feel a little in love with a tiny blonde improviser that was performing, whom he properly met five years later and married. Not one to shy away from history, Amy had decided to poke fun at it, while at the same time going back to their roots.
aubrxyplaza:
Today a homeless man trick to lick me at the bus stop so we went for coffee and now I have a new friend. Today was a good day.
Why do you do this? You don’t need strangers, you know i’d lick you at bus stops anytime, just call, mami!
vancitygadot:
I used to have that same rule, who knows what the rules are now. I can promise you when my girls come to visit, they are not going to be allowed a ton of crap in ima’le’s house. I’ve stepped on enough barbie shoes and tripped over enough dolls that I won’t put myself in danger any longer, ha!
Originally posted by keoghanbarry
I mean, it’s a good rule, not only clutter wise, but it teaches them to share and be generous and all. I don’t want them to grow up and be assholes, you know. How old are you kids?
xhello-adelex:
Yea my son doesn’t do that probably because he knows he isn’t suppose to. I don’t understand why they can’t just leave me alone when I’m with my kid. It’s not fair to him when they are all up in my face, he didn’t choose this I did and there for it’s not his decision when he’s older and is able to make that decision and wants his photo taken then by all means but for now back the fuck off i say.
It’s fucked up, for sure. If i had to choose I’d rather it wouldn’t happen but, like, i’m not going to put a bag or their head or something. Bu the way, are you guys free this weekend? It’s Abel’s birthday, he’d love to have Angelo around for sure!
vancitysimon:
No can’t say I have. I’m guessing it hurts????
You have no idea... How have you managed to be spared all this time!?
taran-vancity:
I do know this pain all too well. I swear, legos are just out to get us all.
Who created those little torture devices anyways? And what were their goal?
vancitygadot:
Do it. Teach the kids all about the minimal life now! I threatened to do that to my kids, but my husba- EX wouldn’t let me, told me the girls needed toys to learn. I tried telling him kids learn best through interactions with other humans. He didn’t buy it. Oh well..
Originally posted by marvel-flower
I’m giving them about a week. It’s my youngest’s birthday, that’s why. But we do adhere to the “get a new toy, throw an old one out” so, a clean up is happening soon.
Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza at the premiere of ‘Ingrid Goes West’ at ArcLight Hollywood on July 27, 2017 in Hollywood, California
xhello-adelex:
Do you worry about people taking their pictures? I hate when my son is photographed. Pisses me off actually.
I used to, then very early on they caught on and started acting as silly as they could anytime they saw a camera. On time Archie just mooned them, then flipped them off... cause I tend to do that, I think think he knew it wasn’t appropriate.
xhello-adelex:
I knew about him but not the boys. That is awesome. Angelo told me the other day that he wants to be apart of the Avengers and me thinking as a mum ‘oh that is too dangerous’ than I mentally slapped myself and was like this isn’t real and man I’m pathetic.
Originally posted by adkinsforevah
Yeah, they do, like, orphans... which, you know, I tried not to take personal? But they pretty much are certain they,re celebrities too now. Which is both funny and a little concerning.
vancitygadot:
Legos? No, but a floor full of Barbie shoes, I almost did! Those things are deadly, and should come with a proper warning for parents!
I’m Gal, by the way! I’m guessing you have a couple young kids who don’t always pick up after themselves?
Originally posted by thoranda
Oh they lost the shoes forever ago, thank god, cause you’re right, those heels could dig up your foot for sure. They should come with special slippers that isolate the sole of your feet. You are guessing quite right, Gal. And I’m about to just throw everything out.
xhello-adelex:
Oh my goodness. We were just watching that movie the other day. Lego Batman.
The boys are in it, actually. Cause their dad is Lego Batman. So that helps.
xhello-adelex:
No but I know how you feel. I just want to pick them up and toss them away but I can’t break my baby boys heart.
Originally posted by pattysjenkins
Oh i’m this close to doing that... but it’s for Abel’s birthday. It’s Lego themed. Like, Lego Movie, Lego Ninjagos... lego Batman. All of it. My house is turning into Legoland. Except so far not everything is awesome about it.
Has anyone ever lost a foot for stepping on legos? I swear this shit is deadly, and they’re reproducing! More and more are appearing on the floor overnight! What is this?!