"Great news everybody!"

Just a person trying to do person things/born in 1989/bi/nerdy/poly

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[bunnycocaine]

can i interest you into getting stupid fucking high with me

[porkymcsly]

I can relate, Murderbot. I can relate.

[sapphic-machine]

This is like lingerie for electronics

[virtualgirladvance]

my first love...

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[wilwheaton]

[satorugojowidow]

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Voting ended onJul 20

[magicalnaturetour]

[icarus-suraki]

Two tigers,

Chillin’ in the hot tub!

Yes YES! Five feet apart

Cuz they’re not caged.

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

[phineastratchet-deactivated2025]

I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"

🍇🤏

🤌🟣

this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...

🎂🤏🤌🕯️

🐒🤏🤌🦟

[slightlydraconic]

⛰️🤏🤌🪨

🫳🪨

[onbearfeet]

Happy Lindsey Graham death announcement weekend.

[laterdayze-deactivated20240910]

do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better

[shadowbignaturals]

reblog to make out with prev :3

[adoring-whore]

anyway let's all get stoned together and ask each other super invasive and inappropriate questions

[rrondo]

[yama-bato]

Surreal Desert House Minimalist Blue Door with Tree Shadow in Pink Sunset Glow.

by Ramy Hefny

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.