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shitposting is an art form and I seek to master it | aro-ace | Practicing Hellenistic Polytheist (Aphrodite + Apollo devotee)

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writing/drawing a happy modern au for my doomed yuri knowing damn well they both die graphically

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Your daily dose of Apollo

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got bored wrote a poem

tumblr changed the formatting so I just took a screen shot of my google doc lol

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songs of the day (in no particular order)

Class of 2013 - Mitski

Muscle Museum - Muse

Kiss Me, Son of God - They Might Be Giants

Dreamer - Cat Crash

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

It's Only Sex - Car Seat Headrest

Varsity - Druidess

Let Down - Radiohead

Better Than Me - The Brobecks

One Week - Barenaked Ladies

new you - my bloody valentine (THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE PERSON WHO RECCOMENDED ME THIS IN FLICKER LAST MONTH)

U Make Me Sick - HOLYCHILD

Savages - MARINA

Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls

Dirty Laundry - The Beaches

Casual - Chappell Roan

First Love/Late Spring - Mitski

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I actually hate the books they assign for middle grade English festival cause tell me why I had to sit through a vivid description of a kid peeing his pants.

(an excerpt of Spaced Out by Stuart Gibbs, Ch. 13)

"Pattons eyes nearly popped out of his head. His face drained of what little color it normally had. He screamed in terror and sprang so far backward, he slammed into the wall by Kira. A big wet spot blossomed in his pants as he peed himself in fear."

This is actually such a joke. I hate ittttt

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I really like being the smart friend. Not because people ask me to do their science homework (targeted) but because I can call my friend a lesbian in so many different ways that she wont understand

(its a good song btw)

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do you think Chapstick comes in small tubes because realistically no one actually needs that large an amount of Chapstick or because the industry can capitalize on how often I lose mine