[hashtagloveloses]

honestly…the best part of 2016

[bootycap]

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[raulassparza-deactivated2015092]

[lagonegirl]

After getting stung by bees when she was four, Mikaila Ulmer’s fear of bees shifted to a fascination. Ulmer became an activist after she learned how crucial honeybees are to sustaining life.

She’s a great kid with a head for business and branding

#BlackPride #BlackKids 

[cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412]

Her website is Me & The Bees and all of her items are available online! 

A 4-pack of her variety lemonade (pear, mint, ginger, and iced tea) goes for $17.00 USD. 

She also sells a “Busy Bee Chef Gift Set” for $22.00 USD which includes a child-sized Me & The Bees apron, a wooden mixing spoon, some of Mikaila’s original recipes, a sticker, and a personal note from Mikaila.

You can use her store locator to see where you can shop locally.

[sunkingdoms-deactivated20170403]

the last of the 90s kids turn eighteen in 2017 so it’s time to become….. 90s adults

[deadmomjokes]

nEVER

[lesbianrey]

lucasfilm please bait me with a femslash ship i dont care about my dignity anymore at this point it doesnt even need to be canon i just need raw material….get two girls in the same room who talk…please i am begging for scraps my family is starving and will not survive the brutal winter. we are running out of reyva content…this may be my final message….save the femslash…save the dream

[whatfreshhellisthis]

hey star wars: put two girls in a room who talk.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[nahel-argama-deactivated2016051]

[veganforensicator]

What did that lady do so badly that it necessitated a team of ten men with rifles, helmets, and bulletproof vests??

[micdotcom]

Donald Trump is rich because his father was rich. Not because of his business skills. A new analysis found that had he never gone into the business world and simply invested his share of his father’s real estate company into a mutual fund of S&P 500 stocks in the 1970s, he’d be worth around the same amount that he is today. Trump’s tale is not rags to riches.

[gehayi]

Also? His companies went bankrupt four times in eighteen years– in 1991,1992, 2004 and 2009. Forbes says that “[a]ll of these bankruptcies were connected to over-leveraged casino and hotel properties in Atlantic City, all of which are now operated under the banner of Trump Entertainment Resorts.” “Overleveraged” means that his casinos and hotel properties had too much debt and were unable to make interest payments on their loans.

[mylowmilo]

You know who had to pay all those debts that made him go bankrupt? The American taxpayers. Four times. He also once raped his ex-wife! If anyone ever asks what ‘human garbage’ looks like, you can show them Dump Trump and they will understand.

[nexis89]

How the hell are people wanting this man in the Oval Office?!

[palpamemes]

President Barack H. Obama II 44th President of the United States

[bbsoft-deactivated20161024]

“if u hate on people for eating meat i think you’re genuinely a shit person” I WOULD SAY UR GENUINELY A SHIT PERSON FOR LITERALLY EATING DEAD ANIMAL BUT IT OK

[lizzymercierdescloux]

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[vibrayter-blog]

Lmaooo

[ithelpstodream]

I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

[whattywhatwhat]

I think these would guarantee return bookings.  Loving the elephant.

[jewishgirlrevolt]

I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

[eclaire89]

Whoop there it is

[grumpy-radfem]

also:

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

[exeggcute]

satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”

[bogleech]

Dang it I’ve written like 5000 words trying to explain this and I only needed this post to reblog

[apfelgranate]

#i always remember that thing terry pratchett said #about how satire is meant to ridicule power #if you’re laughing at people who are hurting it’s not satire it’s bullying (tags via @vrabia)

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re reading a book in public you’re sophisticated, if you’re reading the newspaper it’s still socially acceptable, but if you’re reading an article on your phone you’re just another person glued to your phone.

[steviemcfly]

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

Like I don’t know what else you people need

[magicpebble]

White men to not be the political power majority.

[merswine]

Where was this when all the white boys on my fb were offended that I said I was more likely to die at the hands of a white boy than anyone else