Whatevs.

[shijiujun]

dongfeng’s domestic life after everything probably looks like:

donghua fighting for feng jiu’s attention and affection with bai gungun (their son)

anytime anyone (including their son) interrupts his time with feng jiu he starts to glare and pout and squint

feng jiu probably makes soup and pastries in the morning for him before he wakes up and serves it as he’s just finished putting on clothes or smth?!!

if feng jiu so much as looks at something and smiles at him, donghua doesn’t care if the damn thing belongs to tianjun, he’s going to take it for his wifey

any man that tries to flirt with feng jiu will DIE

and anything feng jiu does donghua just throws praise at it - she’s the most beautiful, the food she cooks is the most delicious etc etc because he’s extra like that

everyone in jiu chong tian CANNOT STAND THEM, even tianjun has to like snort and walk away 

if you thought donghua was lazy BEFORE feng jiu, well, now he’s going to be even more lazy? meeting? fuck that shit, he’d rather lie in feng jiu’s laps and nap. someone is going to war? cool, call him when they’re done, for now feng jiu is making candy he’s not going to like walk off?!

si ming and lian song are like… guys, rmb when you wronged each other a thousand times across several years huh

ahhhh i need more dongfeng content PLS

[dramamocha]

[velmannette]

MY HEART CANT TAKE IT

[obsessedwithfandoms]

Aw, these poor kiddos kicked out by their daddies! At least, Ah Li and Gun Gun have each other.

They’ll probably have more siblings to join them soon knowing how passionate Ye Hua and Dong Hua get about their wives, hehe.

[velmannette]

UGH SO CUTE CANT COPE

[velmannette]

Everything seems muffled and gray

[velmannette]

People Who Ignore Text Messages from Friends

Now, I'm not some chick who obsesses over the amount of time it takes for people to respond to a text but no response at all irritates the shit out of me. If you text me in a week, I'll appreciate it as though you texted me in five minutes. People have shit to do and we forget. But you have to know something about me. When I text, I have a purpose. When I want to know how you are, I ask "How are you?" When I want to know what time and where to meet, I ask, "What time and where should we meet?" When I want to know where all the attitude is coming from, I ask, "What's wrong and who do we have to hate on?" My point is that I ALWAYS have a point. I am annoyingly independent and only ask questions that I can't answer myself. So when people start ignoring my texts for no fucking reason, I get irate. I won't say anything about it because what's the point in asking people what their problem is when they're basically telling you with their complete silence that they don't value you? That you are not important enough for a response, not even a small one? All in all, be kind to your friends and say something. Send a fucking emoji or gif. Hell, say "Busy right now" or "I don't know". Fuck, ANYTHING I can't wait for these people to have kids, grow old, and finally feel ignored. They obviously are so used to such a high level of attention that they don't think anyone is important enough for theirs

[toixx]

my heart’s so soft for them

[velmannette]

Well, That's a First, Probably Not Last TBH

I drove my mother and myself to the grocery store. She stayed in the car and I ran in to grab something. When I was done, however, the sky opened up and the motherfucking Pacific Ocean poured out. I was NOT going to be stuck in that store when I need to home and drop the kids at the pool. HELL. FUCK. NO. Plus, there was a creepy dude with a rotisserie chicken who kept staring at me. This other millennial and I were not about to get stuck in that fucking grocery store so we rushed out. In prideful ignorance, I assumed that I'd be able to rush to my mommy and barely get wet. First, my slipper got stuck and I ran into the other millennial and nearly knocked her over. Second, I rush over to another car similar to my mom's and start banging on the window. By the time I realize that my mom is one car over, I was completely drenched. Third, I opened the door and could NOT stand the cold. Turned on the air-conditioning unit but I was still freezing. Decided to just take off my shirt. Basically, I drove home in a torrential downpour without a shirt. It was pretty cool. Downside to this whole tale? The store didn't have the exact size of fresh lumpia wrappers that I wanted. Had to settle with something else. The end. Epilogue - I still love the fucking rain. God Bless America.

[velmannette]

Y U Have Keeds?!

On FB, one of my former coworkers posted a picture of her 4-year-old eating a huge cookie. She also mentioned that they ate cheesecake and drank a huge frozen coffee drink AND soda. This child is obese and I don't think she's been anything else since she was born. I hate seeing that shit. She's setting up her child for YEARS of health problems - diabetes, cholesterol, heart disease, breathing problems, gout... And here we're all supposed to Like the damn picture because she's cute. Childhood obesity, especially if it's caused by the parent's overindulgence and not some pituitary issue, is not fucking cute. If you really love your kid, fucking give the kid healthy eating habits early. I know adults who can't fucking eat a carrot because their parents didn't know how to parent. That shit is not cute. Seriously, obesity is an issue because we're sparing the vegetables and fattening up our children for some proverbial witch in the fucking woods in some candy cottage. Parents, if you're obese and you're making your kids obese, that doesn't mean they're simply "taking after you." No, you're creating them into your own dang image to satisfy some fucking vain need to perpetuate yourself. It's sick and your making your kids sick. STAHP YOUR SHIT.

[velmannette]

Morally Confused

I’m at a coffee shop and there’s a thirty-something old guy with a girl who is possibly still in high school. 

I’m being judgmental but she looks uncomfortable and he looks like a lecher. I can’t see her face very well but it does look  like she’s studiously trying to cover her face with her hair. 

On one hand, she could be hanging out with a creepy fuck who likes anime chicks and enjoys “dating” younger girls because he still knows more than them. 

On the other hand, he could be her fun-loving uncle or ne’er-do-well father that she sees on occasion. 

On another hand (yes, I’m aware that I have three hands, get over it), they could just be a regular awkward looking couple. 

I’m a terrible person. 

[velmannette]

Meta-me

I was looking at the mirror and noticed that there were three zits on one side of my nose. I started grumbling to myself, "Ugh of course all the pimples have to be on ONE nose." I instantly caught my mistake and proceeded to berate myself ruthlessly - "Really?! On ONE nose? Would it be more attractive to have another nose with three more pimples so it's even?! Ugh, why are you so stupid? I'm so glad you didn't say that to someone else." Then I decided to write this entry to illustrate to myself how much of an asshole I am. Furthermore, I realized that's why I'm undateable.

[trackieuniverse]

Me in the weight room

[velmannette]

#tru

[velmannette]

You know you’re an adult when the idea of watching a movie in theatres drunk is NOT a good idea anymore. I growed up, ma!

[cutecatsaww]

Follow For Cute Cats Everyday

[velmannette]

#relationshipgoals

[velmannette]

You are only truly alone if you allow yourself to be. People need people. 

[velmannette]

Hi, I’m Annette. I’ve been drama free for two weeks.

So it’s only been four days since my resolution to quit certain friends and I’ve noticed a couple of changes: 

1. I’m more determined than ever to prove that the decisions I’ve made in my life are the right ones. 

2. I hang out with friends who support me and don’t feel the need to compete or change me. 

3. By contrast, more and more people are seeing that those former social colleagues (pretentious, I know) are erratic and illogical, probably in due part to their, I don’t know, DRUG ADDICTION. 

4. Despite not engaging them in any meaningful way, they still seem to love talking shit about me. This isn’t a change. The only difference is that I think it’s hilarious now. Seriously, what else could they say about me? I’m not doing shit to anyone. Actually, they are talking shit about me NOT doing anything. One is complaining how I don’t call while simultaneously talking shit about me. See, I told you - so funny. Gotta love that meth logic. 

5. I feel more liberated. I’m making new friends and planning my first birthday party without them. :) 

[velmannette]

I liked Terminator Genisys... everyone lives, kinda. 

Come on, who isn’t happy to know that Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor could be together. Hell, John may have a family and not need to be the friggin’ savior of the universe. 

[velmannette]

Got a call back

I could be teaching again. Fuck. 

Well, the good news is that by next year IF I do teach this year and IF I don’t get more gainful employment elsewhere, I’ll be able to work as a school librarian. 

Still not a silver lining. I really don’t wanna teach. Fuck my life. 

[velmannette]

I am grateful that I got a call back though. It’s good money with good benefits and it’s something I know how to do. I just hate that I’m doing it again. WAH.