The Relic Breaker

Welcome to Veloxiraptor's blog! Some of the content here will be art and articles relevant to my Relic Breaker fiction, but I may be inclined to post just about anything!

[prole-log]

[thejohnsu]

You are challenged by Distracted Pedestrian!

[derekhetrickart]

im back on my bullshit

[the-x-button]

Metal Gear Solid (1998) 

[bigbosscangotohell]

[bunderbye]

DMC 3

[jackie-xkh]

Sonic Adventure 2 (2001)

[rakkuguy]

The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

[kittenfossils]

friendly retail reminders

or not so friendly since some of y’all don’t know how to fucking act.

•when a retail worker greets you and asks you for help, you can politely decline. there’s no need for the nasty attitude, that’s literally their job.

•check your coupon dates and what they can be used for. your cashier isn’t responsible if your coupon expired or if you chose not to read what it’s actually going to cover.

•speaking of fucking coupons, yes you have to actually show the cashier your coupon.

•don’t haggle. it’s not a yard sale.

•something discontinued or out of stock? has nothing to do with the people that work there. don’t yell at them.

•if you’re looking for a particular item, take a picture of it or write it down. getting frustrated with an employee because you walked in looking for something but gave the most vague details is unfair. companies repackage things constantly and come out with hundreds of products each year.

•yes retail workers do get paid to pick up after a store. but should you leave your coffee cups and gum wrappers around? no, who fucking raised you?

•please watch your children. it’s your job to watch your child, not a retail worker’s.

•not all stock rooms are full of products. most of the time everything is out on the floor.

•don’t hit on retail workers you fucking creep. especially when you know they can’t voice their discomfort. they don’t want you. them being pleasant is part of their job description

a lot of these are common sense and just behaving like a kind and considerate human being. don’t be a dick

[grab-your-quiche-deactivated202]

may I add: if you decide don’t want something while you’re in line, don’t just LEAVE IT WHEREVER. bring it to the cashier, say, “sorry, I decided I don’t want this,” and they’ll make sure it gets put back out on the floor where it belongs

[kittenfossils]

honestly tho. when the store closes it’s not fun to play hide and seek with the products

[augustarambles]

Adding: don’t playfight at the register over who is gonna pay for what. You’re (most likely) grown, act like it. It slows the line down, and the cashiers aren’t here for y’all flirting by way of shoving each other out of the way to pay for your stuff. Get your crap and get out.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

ALSO ON THAT LAST NOTE: It’s super awkward for the cashier to have to “choose” who to take the money from if you both try and pay…

[crispiee]

- Do not poop or pee in the fitting room. Do not leave your tampon in the fitting room. Do not bring your dog into the store to poop or pee on the floor.

[garrettauthor]

…WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU SEEN, FRIEND?

[datban]

The employee looks blankly into the distance in response, eyes both unfocused and unseeing, while echoes of the past flash in their vision, “Too much, young one. Too much.”

Moments later, the walkie on their hip crackles to life, “Maintenance, we need a cleanup in toys. Bring bleach, looks like some kid peed on a bike tire while their parents weren’t looking.”

[veloxiraptor]

[shepherd0821]

Medusa’s weekend.

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[thenatsdorf]

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

[emchromatic]

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

[sibbun]

List of ancient beings on earth right now

Tommy Wiseau

Eric Andre

Keanu Reeves

[susiethemoderator]

This is Jeff Goldum erasure

[creepsandcrawlers]

Eric and Jeff are both like… Young immortals, a couple hundred years old

Keanu is a healthy fully formed immortal, a good 2-3 thousand years old

Tommy wiseau predates modern man, and has gone mad with eternity

[veloxiraptor]

Tommy Wiseau was thawed out of a goddamn iceberg

[veloxiraptor]

Fanart of @konjakonjak ‘s Agent Black from Iconoclasts! 

Y’all owe it to yourself to get this game.

[veloxiraptor]

Next-day reblorg

[veloxiraptor]

Fanart of @konjakonjak ‘s Agent Black from Iconoclasts! 

Y’all owe it to yourself to get this game.

[markrosewater]

Hi Mark. Why does Historic care about all artifacts? From a flavour perspective wouldn’t a large percentage of artifacts be new creations and have no “Historic” significance?

For the same reason a pair of boots doesn’t say “Equip humanoid creature” (or “equip creature with a power of 3 or less”). Magic is a better game if it’s inclusive of a card type even when only a subset perfectly matches the flavor.

But one of the cool things about Magic is that you can control your own deck. If you’re happier only putting artifacts in your Historic deck that you feel are truly “historic”, you can do that.

[veloxiraptor]

THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

[charmwitch]

Click here to support Robbie Dale George memorial fund organized by RJ George

My father, Robbie Dale George, passed away this week on March 5th, 2018. He battled with alcoholism for years after my mother passed away and he struggled to properly care for himself, both body and mind. He recently fell very ill, but even after taking him to the hospital he was unable to recov...

Hey all.

My foster father passed away this weekend after a long depression following the death of my foster mother, two years ago. They were some of the kindest, most gentlest people I’ve ever met and I love them so much still to this day. Any bit helps, thank you all so much.

I’m sorry, I know I haven’t been posting a lot lately, I’m a little tired and worn out, but we’re moving forward. 

[maiji]

I’m so sorry to hear this happened. Sending you and your family a lot of love. *hugs*

[charmwitch]

thank you maiji ;_;

it’s been a rough time but I’m thankful for everyone’s kindness 

[angelicguy]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

this is like genuinely a massive achievement

[veloxiraptor]

Recently finished this gift art for http://twitter.com/mayoi89g of his police dog Ramune.  I love her kinda-Megaman Zero-style design!

[thejohnsu]

Please allow me to walk you through my creative process:

Sometimes it starts off as a simple exercise: can I draw an expressive face?

“Nice!” I think to myself. “But…now I’m curious: what has her so terrified? What might possibly-”

“Okay, but this leads into another question: how did he get up there?”

“Of course. We have a reaction (surprise) to an effect (lizard) with a cause (man), but now I want a motive for this story to complete it. Why did he throw the lizard?“

[leerings]

queen of humor

[biora]

[shunao]

Chronophantasma - an Unofficial Blazblue Artbook

Came back from Japan and created a 24+ page book with some artist friends filled with a bunch of BB art~ $25 each! Pick one up today~~~

check out my store today!