I ♥ divorce

System, aro, intersex, 25+, send ask "cat" to get a cat pic I saved Artblog is [@iliss4] hazbin blog is [@has-been-iliss4]

[frontmansdefender]

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[cipheramnesia]

Also if you as an individual are only reachable by FB or IG then you are not reachable to me. Please use anything else, I will download new messaging software. The force that compels otherwise completely informed people to, of their own free will (not because of a job or something), use a social media platform as a point of contact is baffling to me. You know who can't reach me as a personal contact on tumble et al, or as a business contact on any social media site?

FUCKING EVERYONE

[prokopetz]

Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[pastelclownkitty]

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

[pastelclownkitty]

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

[levil0vesyou]

Our clownfish

[pastelclownkitty]

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

[frontmansdefender]

[thegreatyin]

exciting news;

we've hit a new record!!

...on multiple fronts (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

[thegreatyin]

fascinating intel from an authentic unbiased source. definitely unrelatedly, happy spacebat pride month to all who celebrate

[frogribbit]

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[flameraven]

He’s right.

[heinousier-bitch]

Strong contender for most depressing thing Charlie Brown has ever said

[spacebrick3]

couples outfit idea

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hphatecraft]

The problem with long term isolation is you become insane and weird and unpalatable and unrelatable and it's seemingly impossible to ever forge meaningful connections with people ever again

[enolezdrata]

For @elavoria :)

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[petzah394again]

Oh my god i went to check it myself and they even have dedicated banners for when the creator of the characters is controversial

[petzah394again]

Ok but apparently Scott Cawthon donating to Trump's campaign and being anti-choice is somehow not controversial enough to warrant that banner

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[passionpeachy]

the nurses when i was born