Random Thoughts from the Brains WTF folder

...there ought to be someting good in there...

[vendable-bubbles]

I'm in your house...

putting...

pine...

apple...

ON!

YOUR!

PIZZA!

[vendable-bubbles]

Sad boys. Sad boys!

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do when they wont comfort you?

[vendable-bubbles]

Damn that Duck!

Damn that bucky, cucky, fucky, gucky, hucky, jucky, kucky, lucky, mucky, nucky, pucky, qucky, rucky, sucky, tucky, vucky, wucky, xucky, yucky, zucky Ducky!

[vendable-bubbles]

When you talk to yourself and expect an intelligent and/or reasonable reply, only to end up being dissapointed...

[vendable-bubbles]

A soulmate is not necessary a romanic partner. They could very likely be you absolute Bestie! Someone who will gladly help you with anything if you ask, like;

Give opinions of clothes.

have a lenghty and heated agrument about the chicken/egg dilemma and the like.

always be there by your side.

know how to get you motivated to do things you dont want to do.

help you hide the body

Be the fall guy so you dont go to jail.

Let you devour their soul so you can become even more powerful dark practitioner of the fel magics.

Y'know like a bestie would.

[vendable-bubbles]

Marry Christmas?

Why me?

Why can't you marry Christmas?

[vendable-bubbles]

NOBODY MOVE!

I've lost my head.

[itsapmseymour]

It is time for the ducks, prepare yourself.

Hold it Champ,

I’m gonna need you to roll a d100 for ducks

[madmarchhare]

For the number of ducks, or how much damage they do? Cause if it's the latter it should be three d100, with a plus 10 if the target is Canadian or beadlike.

[itsapmseymour]

Better, d100 is for how many ducks they will spawn at once

[wanderingswampbeast]

Just use the swarm of ducks statblock, it’s less of a hassle. Do you really wanna roll initiative for like, 57 ducks?

[itsapmseymour]

Yes. Yes I do.

[madmarchhare]

Ah, but do you want to have to come up with a name for EACH duck when the druid asks them for their names?

[itsapmseymour]

Absolutely

[vendable-bubbles]

Hang on. What edition are you using? I think it was in the 53rd edition were the one you needed to have a name for every duck you summoned and then changed it to only needing Duck Feed in the 96th edition.

[vendable-bubbles]

I only post cringe...?

Of course I do.

That is what everyone on Tumblr does...?

[vendable-bubbles]

Everybody is waiting for the race war to start.

Me?

Im looking forward to the race race

[vendable-bubbles]

So...

Youre the one who stole my heart.

Give it back! I need it to live!

[vendable-bubbles]

Yes,yes, I know you american

But you ever think you amerishould?

[vendable-bubbles]

HAHA! I have tricked you! I have been dead all along!

...wait...

[vendable-bubbles]

What do you call a terrible ninja in japanese?

Shitnobi

[vendable-bubbles]

I have been wearing the same set clothes for several weeks now...

Because there is this gay guy in my closet and he refuses to come out...

[vendable-bubbles]

You think im hot?

Of course im hot! Havent you heard me panting like a dog for the last hour?

[vendable-bubbles]

You like hot dogs...?

You do you, buddy.