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"The gyatt was Rigged from the Edge"- Benny gecko Fallout Brainrot Vegas

[venisonsteak403]

Hello i'm VenisonSteak403, i use the She/They prounons

@i-fuck-lobotomites Is my side blog where I Post about my ocs

my Fandoms Include:

Dayshift at freddy's

Five nights at freddy's

Team fortress 2

Epithet erased

Hazbin hotel

Helluva boss

House md

and other Stuff!

I draw, make edits and say incoherent stuff at the cost of my already non-existent sanity and your entertainment

If you have something to ask me, my Ask box is always Open even for Silly Stuff and if you are a:

pedophile, zoophile, racist, homophobe, transphobe etc. Do not interact or I'll break your teeth

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*Meanwhile, the roaring group chat:*

TheBigG: K R I S. . .

TheBigG: I S Y O U R D A D S T I L L S I N G L E ? ? ?

AppleSauce is typing...

*Discord notification*

BurningFright: dude. You remember what happened last time you told Gaster your dad was seing someone?

BurningFright: *seeing

*Flashback*

Kris: *you tell Gaster you saw your dad and Mr holiday holding hands*

Gaster: A H . H O W . . . V E R Y V E R Y I N T E R E S T I N G

*End of flashback*

BurningFright: that's why my dad's (almost) dead

BurningFright: also next dark world in my house let's ho ho hope nothing goes wrong

BurningFright: fahaha...that was cringe wasn't it?

*The roaring Groupchat*

TheBigG: A R E Y O U S C A M M I N G K I D S O N R O B L O X A G A I N ?

Applesauce: ☝

Applesauce: 💀💙🐏

TheBigG: YOU MEAN MY FUCKING BROTHER/SON/CLONE/STRANGE CREATION???

KnightyNight: dude you shocked him so bad he lost the accent

TheBigG: D O N O T W O R R Y I L L . . . D E A L W I T H H I M

*Three days later*

Toriel: Kris sweetie have you seen sans? I wanted to give back this ketchup I borrowed

Kris: 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

The Soul: what the fuck??? Did the knight get him???

Kris: 😁

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Battat: Come on Battat, your ass is fat (loud incorreect buzzer) you're charismatic (loud incorrect buzzer) and you're deserving of love and affection

Battat:

Battat: oh nothing this time?

Battat: where was I? Oh yeah, AND YOU CAN TELL HIM YOUR FEELINGS (incorrect buzzer) SHUT UP

-LATER-

Motormouth Mike: boss...uh there's something I gotta tell you...

Tenna: Not now Mikey, we're having Daddy daughter time *cuddles friend bait*

Pluey: 🎷...🎷🎷? (Does...that look REALLY tasty to you guys too???)

Pippins: damn. Bats, you still got a crush on the boss?

Pippins: g-guess you're still yearning for that CRD

Battat: *sigh* what does that mean, Crit?

Pippins: Cathode ray DICK-

Pippins: HAHhHAHAHA

Battat: Mhm.

Pippins who is about to die: wait why am I about to-

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Tw: Incest ig

Seth: Guys I've just found out about this Human concept called "Incest"

Orange: I hate incest!!! Those damned chibis think they can eat me with their stupid mandibles and exoskeletons and Gasters!!!

Blue: well, I do enjoy a cute incest once in a while

Blue: Especially pollinators

(RIP Yellow's stamen)

Aqua: (got drafted in Weird Deird Gaster's crew)

Seth: no guys, it's another thing entirely! It's apparently REALLY controversial and it's when Two people related to each other...have a romantic relationship

Blue: with...each other?

Seth: yeah

Blue:

Orange:

Yellow:

Green:

Flowery: Jaboner

Blue: but why's that wrong? I mean inbreeding has some...side effects, sure, but why is it controversial?

Seth: I guess humans just think differently than us flowers

Flowery: that's weird (deird) when I call Asgore Daddy he seems happy

Green: *holds up a sign saying "I'm a proshipper"*

Seth: I guess it is weird

Pink: I too are in this episode

Pink: but seriously though incest is controversial not only because of the risks of inbreeding-which are way higher than in plants-but mostly because of power dynamics in the family, if someone with authority over you tries to have a relationship with you, then the relationship is going to be unhealthy because of the power imbalance, you're not equals.

Pink: that's also why you shouldn't date a 30yr old if you're fresh out of highschool

Seth: what about-*turns page* Pedophilia?

Pink: the death penalty.

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The knight: yo boss uh this Susie kid is getting dangerously close to finding the truth about you

Gaster: L E T H E R B E . W E A R E J U S T O B S E R V E R S A F T E R A L L

NormalNPC:

Flowery: I'm gonna go fuck Asgore

Gaster: RORY I NEED THIS TWINK OBLITERATED

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The knight: yo kris

Kris: ?

The knight: can you like. Get me a beer

Kris: *you tell the knight to SHUT THE FUCK UP*

The Knight: I'm telling the big G your dad's single

(Why did I write the Kris. Why did I do that)

Kris:

Kris: *goes to grab a beer*

Dess's cryogenically frozen corpse:

Kris:

Kris: *grabs a Corona*

The knight: you know Corona means crown? That's cool I guess

Kris:

The knight: wha-oh yeah we moved my body to the fridge cuz we don't have any more space in the deepfreezer.

The knight: it's kinda...uncomfortable to look at, actually. I mean...it's an empty husk, I know I'm me because of my SOUL but like...

Kris: ...

The knight: anyways...you ever wonder why the word SOUL is always uppercase?

Kris: *you ask her to explain what the fuck that means*

The knight: and I mean it's red, too...

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Ralsei: oh no! Our worst fears!!! The roaring!!!

Ralsei: The entirety of the world is covered in darkness what are we gonna do now?

???: My Jarona

Ralsei: FUCK

Dustner (ish) Flowery: Here I come San frandisco!

Ralsei: good for nothing weed...at least he can help us defeat he knigth-

Flowery: My Jarona *rapidly approaching Asgore*

Ralsei: THAT FATHERFUCKER

Kris: (suicide speedrun)

Ralsei: Oh well. At least it's not like-

*weird noises are coming from mettaton's house*

Ralsei: we-we're gonna ignore that.

Orange: hi🐁

Ralsei: KILL YOURSELF

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The knight: yo Kris, you wanna play dragon blazers?

Kris: *you tell dess you've missed Her*

The knight: Yeah yeah, once the roaring happens I'll be free! Remember that

Kris: *you tell dess-*

Knight: you want to free me, right Kris? To make up for what you've done, right?

*Black knife plays*

Knight: oh shit the big G is calling, see ya

*The knight leaves*

Kris:

Kris: *you smell something rotten coming from a nearby closet*

Kris: *you open the closet and...*

*You find Dess's decaying corpse*

Kris: ...

Knight: Kris hop on discord the boss wants to talk to us

*You close the closet*

Knight: Kris? You good?

Kris: *You tell it you're fine.*

Knight: awesome. you think we still have that Teriyaki Normal made?

Kris: *you tell it it's in the fridge*

Knight: thanks!

Knight, munching on Teriyaki: ya think it's still Teriyaki if it's made out of onion? I don't know but onionsan was like an octopus onion right?

Knight: Oh shit! Right I was supposed to kidnap Napstablook...See you!

Kris: ...

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The adventures of Cap'n Wind Ding Gaster and his crew:

Goner 1: where's the Cap'n!? Is he still in his quarters!?

NormalNPC: NORMAL WANTS A CRACKER!!!

Goner 2: why are you like this

Gaster: Ahoy! Me faithful crew! I hope ye're starvin' fer treasure! 'n how mighty interestin' the treasure will be! Be ye all ready? If so, set the sails fer the fields o' pink 'n gold!

Goner 1: uhm...Cap'n?

Gaster: But first, where be me second in command, the terror o' the seven soul seas, the destroyer o' hopes 'n dreams, everyone, ligthner, darkner 'n undecided fears thar mighty roar, why, I am o' course natterin' about-

Gaster: THE VESSEL!!!

*seagulls in the distance*

Gaster: Where be they? Be they hidden? Still sleepin' perhaps? Or did dat dreadful creature who passes itself as a matey take 'em?

Goner 2: *mumble mumble*

Gaster: say it louder, Sailor

Goner 2:...the vessel fell off the ship

Gaster:...

Friend: Why are you guys all pirates I thought we were gonna be cowboys??? 😿😿😿

Gaster: We shant worry about 'em, wha''s the worse dat could happen?

-Meanwhile-

Toriel: look asgore a child washed up ashore

Asgore: okay???

Toriel: it's an orphan

Asgore: Ill go tell Asriel he'll be getting a sibling...

-Back to the Cap'n-

Gaster:

Gaster: GOD DAMMIT

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(what I imagine is going to happen next chapter)

NormalNPC: do you want Some Venison Steak it's only for 403G! it's only for free!

Kris: !

Noelle: wow this tastes familiar...

Kris: !

-

NormalNPC: I made some turtle soup, it's only for 4G! It's only for free!

Kris:

Susie: tastes kinda dusty

Kris's phone: DING!

Kris:

NormalNPC: It's only for free.

Kris: ???

-

NormalNPC: I sell TV dinners, it's only in chapter 3! It's only for free

Kris:...

Susie: ew. It's disgusting??? Tastes like metal???

Kris: *you tell Susie to spit it out immediately*

-

NormalNPC: here's some herbal tea! It's only 3G! It's only for free!

Kris:

Ralsei: *chugging the tea like his life depends on it*

Susie: wait how are you here-

-

NormalNPC: Want some queen? It's only 4G! It's only for free!

Kris:

Kris: *you write in the groupchat that you're gonna place a hit on them*

-

NormalNPC: want some lambchops? Theyre only 4G! They're only for free.

Kris: (huh!?)

Susie:...they sorta have a Butterscotch aftertaste, don't you think, Kris?

The roaring groupchat:

RoryNight: NormalNPC count your days

Device_Friend.EXE: 😾😾😾

Sans: guys help I got sent to Undertale

Carol: WHAT!?

Gaster: Ill solve this

Jevil: I too are in this episode, episode

Gaster: btw is your dad still alive? And single?

Kris is typing...

Kris stopped typing

-

Totally not Gaster with a fake mustache: Hey kids, want some chicken nuggets? They're only for 1G fuck I mean they're only for free

Susie: what a nice guy, what do you think Kris?

Kris: *you tell Susie the nuggets taste sweet, like revenge*

Susie: what, what does that mean?

Kris: 🤷‍♀️

Susie: Why has this festival lasted for over a week? Isn't that weird? Also where did everyone go!?

Kris: 🤷‍♂️

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Watching Episode 9 of TADC!

Wish me luck!

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oh.

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Watching Episode 9 of TADC!

Wish me luck!

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The only constant in various FNAF media is that Micheal is the least favourite and I kinda love that

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(Based on a roleplay me and my sister did)

(I'm joker she's Batman)

Joker: Fuck it Im straight. I'm gonna go ride my Harley

Batman: but Joker Harley left you

Joker: I meant my motorcycle.

Joker: also, Thanks for bringing up the fact my ex left me for fucking poison ivy

Joker: she's got like eight diseases

Batman: and you don't?

Joker: NO??? I keep my shi clean

Batman: even worse

Joker: ???

Batman: where's the fun In that?

Joker: WHERE'S THE FUN IN GETTING FUCKING CLAMYDYA???

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Wait is Ciel's blood type Sirius because Sirius is a Binary Star???

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If this post gets 10 notes I'll draw the Doctor From poppy playtime Pregnant

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Ignore this thing I made in like *checks Time* ONE HOUR??? Wow that is not doodle time. Anyways.

Harley loves his little Mixed baby.

Who's the other parent? Guess.

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Whenever I'm reading post Experiment-1354 Harleith I just think of the poor employee that was tasked to go through Harley's thoughts to find something useful and instead found him having gay sex with the CEO