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Send my muse a text, or send 📲 for my muse to send yours a random one

[text] U r looking so sexy [text] How old r u? [text] Shame you’re 39km away, I want you to sit on my face [text] I would give you an orgasm for your birthday [text] Whatcha doing [text] I wanna bite into ur ass like an apple [text] Have something you’d rather do? [text] Love your smile xx [text] What else that mouth do [text] What?? Why you acting like im being weird [text] Do you like being eaten? [text] Haha ;) [text] You’d be screaming [text] You wanna meet up soon? [text] You’re not special just because you have a pair of tits [text] I could get any babe I want [text] You suck dick? [text] Girls throw themselves at me ok bitch [text] Do you have bf ? [text] For real .. How u don’t have a bf? [text] You are so cute idk understand how u don’t have a bf [text] Really you have a gf. I don’t believe u [text] I wish to be ur bf 😊 [text] I think lesbian are hot af [text] Sext me [text] Are you bisexual :p [text] There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? [text] So can you do the splits on this D? [text] Hey sexy [text] What you doing sexy [text] Is there a reason you don’t want to suck my cock? [text] Hi cutie, how much for a HJ? 😊 [text] Are you papa bear’s porridge because you’re hot [text] Alright so when you gonna suck my cock [text] You had you chance now I’m sick of you bye [text] Send me a pic babe x [text] Do you want a pic? x [text] Have you got a place to yourself baby? x [text] Have I scared you off?!! Lol x [text] so wanna see my abs? 😛 [text] Send nudes [text] let’s play a game [text] Whatcha thinking about? [text] You can rock that bikini babe [text] Well ur a hoe cause u don’t wanna see my dick. Stupid af [text] How about a quickie right before class? [text] Listen I’ll help you if you give me a bj [text] Sorry friend stole my phone [text] Wanna make a baby tonight? Or watch a movie [text] uhmm is it weird I ask how far you have gone? [text] Wow you could at least thank me God u fucking bitch [text] Hey wanna fuck [text] I’d really like to pull your hair and fuck you right now [text] You’re hot haha [text] I’m hard [text] Really random haha but would you be dtf sometime? [text] Wanna see it [text] Can I see you [text] I bet you got nice tits [text] Can I see them [text] Bend over for me [text] Do you want fuck with me ? [text] i want to see you naked [text] Yoo you single? X [text] I’m not a perv just fyi. Just a very open person [text] Im really horny and cant sleep :O [text] So do you get crazy in the bedroom [text] So lol random but do you masturbate? [text] Are you alone [text] Lol wondering do you ever get realllly horny [text] Get naked

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@cfkindness // previously

serqet’s own body was on display, the bikini she had found doing just enough to hide what she didn’t want to show, but accenting the natural curves of her body &. attracting plenty of attention. she held no judgement towards melody’s outfit, not prying past her reasoning of not wanting to apply sunblock. &. despite the attention she receives, serqet chooses not to abandon her friend &. smiles at her kindly. under the shade of the umbrella, melody seems rather content, the edge of her skirt moving in the light breeze. it’s peaceful, moreso than she would’ve expected with all the people around.

when melody offered to apply sunscreen to her, serqet’s lips are pulled up in a coy smirk, arms behind her as she leans against them before one hand is raised to card through her dark curls before responding.

❛ that would be most helpful, melody. i do not want to....how is it...a burn from the sun. help would be.....most appreciated. ❜

#〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ she stands between life && death. ┃ main verse. 〉#cfkindness

venomhealed-blog

&&. out. whaat ?? silas made another new blog ?? what a surprise !! anyways, that’s right, it’s ya girl silas back, but this time i’ve got a SEL/PRIV/IND for a MODERN INTERPRETATION of the EGYPTIAN GODDESS SERQET !! if you guys could LIKE/REBLOG if you’re interested, that’d be a big help !!

#〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ passing down her story. ┃ self promo. 〉

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@venomhealed

#GE Y HSI A WAY FORM EMEREEE #〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ she who gives breath but can take it away. ┃ isms. 〉#〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ empires did not fall in a day && neither shall you. ┃ musings. 〉

scarredoak:

It’s kind of his job– fashion was as natural to him as breathing. Colors and fabrics made sense where a lot of the rest of the world’s trends didn’t. Maybe he just didn’t understand social media because he couldn’t use it himself. “High praise, surely.” The words pry a smile from him, nothing less should be expected of the man whose guest room was more of a closet than a sleeping space. “Well, I’m here for whenever you wanna look fleek.”

❛ what.....what is a fleek ?? and why would i want to look like one ?? ❜

earthen curls bounce as her head turns from the mirror to joss, one eyebrow raised as the dress is set aside &. her rather large scorpion is scooped into her hands. was that supposed to be a good thing ?? it sounded rather odd, but human society had evolved greatly in the past few thousand years.

#〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ she stands between life && death. ┃ main verse. 〉#scarredoak #joss u have made a mistake #she will ask u for advice all the time now #may or may not later use it 2 flirt #she is horrible rip

trcshymemes

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

#〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ an offering upon her altar. ┃ memes. 〉

🏵; pls.....let serqet kiss a lot of girls.......let her kiss every girl......just.......let her kiss all the girls who would like to be kissed.......bc that is her favorite thing.....

#sh ES SO GAY #〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ a bridge between worlds. ┃ ooc. 〉

send me a crystal and i'll tell...

abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally

aegerine: my muse's opinion of the supernatural

agate: how my muse calms down

blue lace agate: my muse's favorite form of communication (verbal, letters, texting, etc.)

fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly

moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself

amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest

amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into

ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is

angel aura quartz: my muse's opinion of LGBT+ issues

apache tears: a sadness headcanon

apatite: a headcanon about my muse's intuition

apophyllite: my muse's religious/spiritual beliefs

aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed

biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with

bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large

calcite: my muse's social tendencies (introverted vs extroverted, parties vs one-on-one conversations, etc.)

carnelian: an art-related headcanon

celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety

chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been

chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships

charoite: who my muse looks up to

chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon

copper: how I think my muse will end up when they're older

coral: how my muse views the natural world

diamond: a sex headcanon

dolomite: a sleep headcanon

emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words

fluorite: what my muse's room looks like

fossil: what my muse's dream job is

galena: what it's like to be in a relationship with my muse

garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be

gold: my muse's financial situation

hematite: how squeamish my muse is

hiddenite: how much of an "inner child" my muse has

iolite: my muse's drinking habits

jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner

jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent

kyanite: an anger headcanon

lapis lazuli: where 'home' is to my muse

lodestone: what kind of people gravitate towards my muse

malachite: what my muse as a child thought they would be when they grew up

mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait

moonstone: my muse's opinions on outer space

mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down

nebula stone: how good my muse's memory is

obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be

opal: how creative my muse is

pearl: a mental health headcanon

petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street

pyrite: a physical health headcanon

quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them

rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience

rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers' that inspire painful memories

ruby: a happiness headcanon

sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose

serpentine: how my muse would seduce another [alt: how my muse makes their money]

silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity

tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate

ulexite: how empathetic/sympathetic/compassionate my muse is

unakite: what my muse's ideal pet would be

verdite: my muse's ethnicity/family history

zebra stone: what gets my muse excited

zoisite: does my muse believe everything's going to work out for them in the end or not?

#〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ an offering upon her altar. ┃ memes. 〉

jovan

me flirting: I don’t want you to die

#〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ she who gives breath but can take it away. ┃ isms. 〉#SAKDSJOFDKHDLSD #IF THIS AINT SE R Q ET #I FUCKGIN

scarredoak:

“Green’s fine, just not that green.” Joss reaches up to pull a jade necklace from a jewelry rack, approaching to hold it up beside the dress in the goddess’s hands. “Now, this– Add a pair of heels and some gold bracelets… That’s an outfit.”

she can’t help the giggle that escapes her, nose twitching almost like a rabbit’s as she does. this is...oddly fun, especially with a companion who can make suggestions &. additions.

❛ that does look nice !! ah, you are much more fun than my brother, joss !! not that aziza isn’t great help, but....no one i have met has had an eye for fashion, or cared enough, i suppose. this is quite fun !! ❜

#my girl !!!!!!!! is happy !!!!!!!!!! i lov e !!!!!!!!!!!!#〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ she stands between life && death. ┃ main verse. 〉#scarredoak

scarredoak:

“Don’t remember putting on lightning cologne this morning.” Joss quips, trying to deflect the heavy awkwardness with humor– arms crossed tightly across his chest. “Uh– you’re right.” He does actually agree, but he’s also smarter than to disagree with a goddess. Joss tries to look a little less uncomfortable, straightening his back and rubbing the backside of his neck. He can’t help but keep it up with the jokes– it’s defense mechanism. It’s kind of weird to get called out so directly and immediately by a stranger, goddess or not. “I’m Joss, of the unstable electric.”

❛ i.....apologize for such immediate conclusions. i just.....your father’s smell is strong. it’s....harsh. it reeks of destruction, and rather....unpleasant memories for myself. but....it is nice to meet you, joss. if...i have made you uncomfortable, i do apologize. it’s been a while since i last interacted with humans. ❜

her hand is extended out for him to shake, both as a gesture of friendship &. as a truce. it was rather rude of her to state such bold truths upon first meeting. even in her culture those things were best done in private, unless they were truths meant to shame.

#〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ she stands between life && death. ┃ main verse. 〉#scarredoak #She Tried(tm)

shotgunaxecombo

PSA // I AM A LOW-MAINTENANCE RP PARTNER

what exactly does a low-maintenance rp partner mean? well… it means that I will never rush you for a reply ( ic or ooc ), meme or ask answer, or pretty much anything! take all the time you need, it really doesn’t matter to me. this isn’t a race, this is something that is done for fun! so, don’t feel obligated to do something or even be online, if you don’t want to. it doesn’t matter how long or fast it takes you to respond to me, if you’re my person, you’re my person. and if you go on hiatus, i’ll stick with you through it so when you come back it’s like nothing ever happened. never feel obligated to explain to me why it takes so long, i get it we all have other things we’re doing. some of us work full-time, some of us are in school full-time, some of us run multiple blogs and some of us just can’t find the will or motivation to write for a couple days on end… I never want you to feel pressured to interact/talk/associate with me. so, do what you need for yourself and just know i’ll be here in the background rooting for you!

#〈 .｡.:*☆ ♚. 〉━ benevolence speaks volumes without a single word. ┃ psa. 〉