These Were The Best Days Of My Flerm

I'm gross and tall. I love scary movies, TV and mood swings

[thesongremainsthesame]

Kate Bush photographed by Guido Harari for the album The Sensual World, 1989.

[luvbey]

why are breakfast dates not  a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

[ostracizedpoodle]

I will never wake up before noon for a man

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

[ankle-beez]

Why does Fearow sound like that

[sixthrock]

“Pika?”

*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*

“Pika pika!”

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

get ready..

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

NYT editorial board endorsing both of them is dumb enough that it overflows and becomes cool

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why do they look like star wars ghosts

[ghostextremist]

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

[ghostextremist]

[rainhagretchen]

[nbvagabond]

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

[the-long-dog]

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

[songofkeys]

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

[sumkitty-blog]

Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.

‘Out with the old, in with the glam!’

[heroofthreefaces]

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

[weeabooparadise94]

[kristina100000]

me minding my business at sephora:

the employees coming to ruin that for me:

[dreamyfreakout]

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

[kylierocket]

Games over 10 years old should be free

[ybis]

if you have an in game store, micro transactions, or loot boxes, ur game should be free.

[hoenngarbage]

Ganondorf should and will have sex with every gay man ever

[hobnob-69]

How is your husband?

He should be fine I left him with enough food and water for a week

[the-real-santino-rice]

That was two weeks ago

[hobnob-69]

Oh god no let me go check on him

[hobnob-69]

By Talos this can’t be happening

[goodhomemaking]

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[brucebocchi]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys 

[entropicembrace]

[athenasdragon]

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

[mobrosstudios-deactivated201803]