im here to vent

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Me: you can throw the pudding out I don’t want it, it’s not as good as I remember

My dad: you must’ve made it wrong

Me: ...you literally Cannot makenpudding wrong

My dad: well clearly you can

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K: *sneezes*

R:

K: oh so we just not blessing ppl now?

R: ... god bless you

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Dad: you’re gonna have to lose your last name when you get married

Me: or I could... keep it

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looking at old texts = bad

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Me: I make myself laugh so much

Ma: *laughs*

Me: I’m not kidding!

Ma: I know you’re not, that’s why it’s funny

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If I keep my succulents in a bathroom will they die bc of no sunlight or will they be okay.

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Me: I love you so muchhhhhhh

K: okay.

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Joe: I love Rihanna

Me: me too

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Getting 12 hours of sleep is like...idk it’s like eating cheesecake or smth. It’s fuckin amazing.