𓂃⟡ ݁ ꒰ 𝑺𝒀𝑵𝑶𝑷 ꒱ ⸝⸝ .ᐟ . just some streamer! au childe headcanons
. ౿ 𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑬𝑺 ── .✦ HIII im nana and its my first post ever ahhh!!!! i am so nervous abt posting this, pls be nice </3 it might be a bit occ…but i love streamer! au and i love childe even more so here we are…
𓏲ּ𝄢 i feel like childe as a streamer would genuinely be EVERYONE’S favorite streamer somehow. like even people who don’t play the games he streams would still watch him because he’s just entertaining (and sexy)
𓏲ּ𝄢 his main platforms are twitch and maaaayyybe youtube, doesnt seem like a huge kick person
𓏲ּ𝄢 would definitely post thirst traps on his tiktok.
𓏲ּ𝄢 he mostly streams valorant, cs, fortnite, apex, weird games on roblox, sometimes random horrors when he feels like torturing himself for fun, but if his viewers want to see something else he will do it
𓏲ּ𝄢 a WHALEE he doesnt care frfr, just give him his v-bucks </3
𓏲ּ𝄢 his setup would be expensive as hell but weirdly messy. top-tier pc (he built it himself, this man is such a try hard) multiple monitors, expensive keyboard… and then an empty redbull can balancing dangerously on the desk for three days straight
𓏲ּ𝄢 definitely the type to stream for “just two hours” and accidentally stay online for nine because he got too invested in ranked games and started having fun with chat
𓏲ּ𝄢 LOVES competitive games
𓏲ּ𝄢 anything where he can either carry the team or start beefing with enemies in all chat while laughing the whole time
𓏲ּ𝄢 his laugh would absolutely be famous. loud as hell, pretty, contagious. one of those laughs where everyone in chat starts spamming emojis in chat
𓏲ּ𝄢 weirdly terrifying at games. like he acts unserious, keeps joking, talks about some bs, starts random stories mid-match-and still somehow drops insane kill counts
𓏲ּ𝄢 absolutely the type to lean way too close to the camera while reading chat. messy orange hair falling into his eyes, blue eyes squinting slightly while he grins at donations.
“chat, be honest, was that play hot or was it HOT.”
𓏲ּ𝄢 he is such an attention whore
𓏲ּ𝄢 definitely sits in his chair horribly. someone should make posture compilations of him
𓏲ּ𝄢 his fans would constantly thirst over him, but he handles it in the funniest ways possible. sometimes he flirts back jokingly, sometimes he acts dramatically offended
“objectifying me again? unbelievable. disgusting behavior. keep going.”
𓏲ּ𝄢 he canonically loves fighting and adrenaline, so modern childe would 100% chase excitement in stupid ways. horror games at 2am, rage queueing ranked, random gym streams, paintball tournaments with other creators
𓏲ּ𝄢 collab streamer btw. EVERYONE wants to stream with him because he naturally makes things entertaining. he’s chaotic in a very magnetic way
𓏲ּ𝄢 his fans would adore him because he’s weirdly attentive. remembers usernames, asks how people are doing, notices when regular viewers disappear for a while
𓏲ּ𝄢 lowkey makes chat feel like a friend group instead of a fanbase
𓏲ּ𝄢 his mods are exhausted btw
𓏲ּ𝄢 literally impossible to control him once he gets excited
𓏲ּ𝄢 but despite being loud and playful online, he’d actually be extremely careful with privacy. especially regarding relationships or family
𓏲ּ𝄢 mentions his siblings constantly though. like every other stream somehow turns into “my little brother did this” or “my sister roasted me so hard earlier.”
𓏲ּ𝄢 if he has a girlfriend? oh he is GONE
𓏲ּ𝄢 not in a “posts couple content every second” way. actually the opposite. he keeps you mostly private because the internet is weird and he genuinely wants to protect that part of his life.
𓏲ּ𝄢 he cannot shut up about you.
𓏲ּ𝄢 like literally every stream:
“my girlfriend made me coffee earlier”
“my girl said i look sleep deprived”
“nah chat she’d bully all of you”
𓏲ּ𝄢 he thinks he’s being subtle btw. he’s not
𓏲ּ𝄢 chat would know more about your personality than appearance because he talks about you constantly without realizing it
𓏲ּ𝄢 if you randomly walk into his room mid stream? he’s immediately distracted
𓏲ּ𝄢 like full golden retriever mode activated
𓏲ּ𝄢 “baby wait, is that food for me?? chat LOOK what she made me”
𓏲ּ𝄢 if you speak ONCE during stream the clips go viral immediately.
𓏲ּ𝄢 and he’d just sit there smiling like an idiot because he loves when chat likes you <3
“yeah? cute voice, right? i know.”
𓏲ּ𝄢 he needs his fair share of cuddles after every stream
𓏲ּ𝄢 let him lay his head on your chest and play with his hair
𓏲ּ𝄢 he yapps about everything and nothing until he falls asleep
𓏲ּ𝄢 genuinely just gives off the energy of a guy who loves having fun and loves loving people even more
THANK U SMM FOR READDINGGGG LUV UUU <333
