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Hello I’m Mercury|they/them| https://linktr.ee/raspberrys.circus

[weaver-z]

Late 2000s Panic! at the Disco music: Everyone in this parlor is smoking pipes and plotting murder... the man in the top hat put arsenic in your gin...... woooooooahhhh

Modern Panic! at the Disco music: Oohhh my god I'm so fucking famous (rejected Imagine Dragons guitar track with a thousand horns added on top)

[weaver-z]

In honor of the end of P!atD after a long, long last five years: lol. Lmao, even.

[tomassci]

we did it tumblr

[transgender-mp3]

SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE???

[damascusdalek]

Not only has Goncharov broken containment but it's now fully immortalized in print. Fantastic work everyone.

[cosmicretreat]

[swarnpert]

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[bengustown]

the wedding ring item in tf2 is hilarious. release a cosmetic to a community of at the time mostly cishet men that lets you marry people. charge 100 bucks for it. notify everyone in the whole world that youre getting gay married. its genius. its bold. nothing will ever compare

[yeehawcowbi]

Don’t forget the fact that you can rename it to get shit like this

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[bengustown]

we made it brothers...

[onemillionfurries]

i love the old web i love the old web so fucking much i wanna kill algorithms and trackers and targeted ads i fucking hate the hellscape we live in now where every site has the same layout and the same "you can only edit ur icon, banner, and description" bs i hate that social media sites are literally built to be addicting i want to fucking kill mark zuckerberg for launching us into this shit

[onemillionfurries]

i see old web screenshots and i get violent sorry not sorry

[onemillionfurries]

like this isnt even just about social media. like even corporate websites like 20+ years ago were fucking distinct from each other. they all had their individual styles and stuff to actually do on them. like they were worth visiting in and of themselves

but now??? its all just the fuckin same shit

you tell me where one site ends and the next begins in these fucking screenshots. it's all the same. white background, banner with logo/product, 3 little lines at the top right of all the sites for the menu. it sucks. it just sucks so much man.

[onemillionfurries]

anyways everyone should make a neocities account and website. everyone should check out yesterweb.org and read their zines. everyone should learn how to surf the web.

im not saying yall have to quit social media right now cold turkey. i get it. it's hard when it's literally built to be addicting. im still trying to get off of twitter myself. but please just check out those links. you may find yourself a small respite that still exists from this late stage capitalism hellscape we find ourselves in.

[silima]

no more 90 minute episodes no more entire seasons dropping at a time i dont want to binge ur silly little show. i wanna watch one 20 minute episode once a week and be mad i have to wait for the next one

[backupstardust]

I wanna sit and stew batshit plot theories in my head for a week like a cartoon witch making potions in a cauldron

[swan2swan]

A fae being stands before you.

“Every day you will receive one thousand dollars in your bank account. But every time you lift a glass to your lips to take a drink, you will hit your front teeth on the first try. Every. Time. Do you accept this deal?”

[crsinclair]

Yes. Quite easily so. You see, making deals with the Fae is down to very specific word choices. They shot themselves in the foot with their own words here while making this deal, even though they thought their word choice was so very, very clever. The Fae specifically uses the word “glass”. This, in turn, limits the person that agrees to the deal to the “hit your front teeth on the first try every time” to only be hitting their teeth on the first try every time if they drink out of a glass. If the person decides to drink out of a container that isn’t made out of glass, like, say for example… A paper cup. Or a soda can. A plastic bottle. Styrofoam cup. Yeti Tumbler. Their own hand. A bowl. Who knows, a person can get hella creative when they realize there are ways to get around the rules without actually breaking them. So. A Fae being stands before me, and offers me this deal. I smile, wide and unassuming, offer my hand to shake. “I accept this deal and all of it’s terms unconditionally.”

[spooksier]

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

[nachosnachosnachos]

[thepineapplepanda]

What if we hyperfixated together? 😗 JK JK… unless- 😏

[naradreamscape]

This is how I feel I sound when I try to tell others about my lost media archiving

[wannabesucessful]

Ernie and Bert Incorrect Quotes Pt. 2

Bert: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety... I’ll wait.

Ernie: You and me!

Bert, tearing up: ok.

-- --

Ernie, pulling the curtain back while Bert is in the shower: Hey, are we... stop screaming, it’s just me! Are we out of Cheetos?

__ __

Bert, to a waiter: I'll have a Figgy Fizz, and he'll... He'll have a Capri sun.

Ernie: Bert, I’m not a child…

Ernie: I can order my own Capri sun.

— —

Bert: I have a bad feeling about this...

Ernie: What do you mean?

Bert: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Ernie: No?

Bert: That actually explains so much.

— —

Ernie: I lost Bert for an entire weekend at the mall once.

Ernie: He was living in a bookstore. He was so happy there...

— —

Bert: I am, as the kids say, awake.

Ernie: Don't you mean woke?

Bert: Yes, but that's grammatically incorrect.

— —

Ernie: Could you imagine if we had fingers for toes?

Bert: No, I don't ever want to imagine that.

Ernie: Imagine the possibilities...

Bert: Stop!

Ernie: You could brush your teeth with the…

Bert: ENOUGH

[slinkyslurps-blog]

I haven’t posted art on this account in literally years, but I’m back baby! Ahaha!

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[lukosei]

Soooooooooo there’s this ginger cartoon cat that wears boots…..

[urbanqhoul]

1950’s Sundrop? 1950’s sundrop. u3u