*:･ﾟ✧ dangerous woman ー !

sweet sixteen and we had arrived baby's table dancin' at the local dive cheering our names in the pink spotlight drinkin' ( cherry schnapps ) in the velvet night yo we used to go break in to the hotel glimmer and we’d swim runnin' from the cops in our ( black bikini tops ) screaming, "get us while we're hot, get us while we're hot " THIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS ☆・。・。☆

[maybebemybaby]

[veradcmore-blog]

*.:｡ ♡ * txt mssg ‣ vera.

esmeralda: you're not an asshole vera.

esmeralda: um sure.

esmeralda: only if that's what you /truly/ want.

vera: that's debatable..

vera: but it is i promise

vera: we can meet at the lounge? around 9?

[keagsromero-blog]

keagan: u shouldn’t threat puppies…………. do u wanna be known as a bully…..?? keagan: of puppies ????? :////// a puppy bully :/  keagan: das not like u……. a puppy bully ://

[veradcmore-blog]

vera: thats already how im known vera: have u never heard of me?? vera the pussy destroyer ? vera: ha.. stupid autocorrect......i meant puppy ;))))

[veradcmore-blog]

text → vera

caleb: i got that a1 everything

caleb: hm i don't like your tone missy :)

vera: sure u do ! whatever helps u sleep at night!!

vera: missy? im sorry i think you have me confused with someone else

vera: i prefer bitch :)

[bentlcy]

“you’d really better, and not just for your fuckin’ sake either - but for all the possible victims of his bitter harassment and really pervy vibes as well! shit, i’m glad i’m not the only fuckin’ one who thinks that way. i usually have nothing against senior citizens or old people, but with the way some of them act, it seems like a lot of them are either trying too hard to relive their golden days and act really damn young again or just way too hung up on the past to realize that it’s a new fuckin’ generation. also, guess who else is a part of the senior citizen population? donald trump.”

[veradcmore-blog]

❝ y’know, i honestly didn’t think i would find anyone who shared my bitterness, either. i thought everyone would have a stick up their butt about their sweet old nana eileen. because this ranting thing worked out so well, next we should sit outside on the deck and quietly judge all the elderly who walk past as a form of silent rebellion. damn, you’re a genius...that never even occurred to me ! now everything makes sense – age is an epidemic ! lock your doors and hide your children because no one is safe. ❞

[aurcras-blog]

“ there you go again, spewing some bullshit i didn’t ask to hear. and for the record, all long black nails tell people is that you’re not gonna be fingering someone anytime soon. i’m not sure anything coming from someone the height of a ten year old will ever scream bad bitch, but you can keep trying. it’s almost cute. enough with the fucking nails, i get it, you’re wet for your damn twenty dollar manicure. ”

[veradcmore-blog]

❝ i can tell you with absolute certainty that long black nails don’t get in the way of some quality fingering fun time if you know what you’re doing. i mean...not that you would know too much about that, considering the boyfriend and all. ooh, a height joke. i haven’t heard one of those since i was about ten years old, but go off i guess. ❞

[haydvns-blog]

&&.        “ this shit is why i can’t stand our older generation, like lighten the hell up. we’ve all got similar bodies – we’re almost anatomically the same, so like why is showin’ a bit of skin such a big fuckin’ deal ? interestin’ – i would’ve guess he would’ve been a c o o l e r, older guy, like some laid back surfer with a youthful view on our fucked up world. guys think they gotta say in everythin’ cause they’re fuckin’ stronger or smarter or some stupid reason like that it’s annoyin’. i hope ya’ gave him a piece of your mind – next time point ‘em out & i’ll get ‘em good with like a water gun or somethin’. ”

[veradcmore-blog]

❝ fucking right ? hopefully one day guys will realize that their opinions on women are no more relevant than the final seasons of american idol were. because i can’t say i’ve met a single girl who said ‘hey, look – it’s a random old dude ! i want to hear what he has to say about my body, makeup, and clothing and definitely don’t just want him to steer clear of my personal life !’ and you’d think that would tell them something, but it seems like they never really learn. y’know unfortunately, as heated as i am now, i was professional and just ended up ignoring him. but i will definitely take you up on the water gun offer in the future, so stay on call. ❞

[bentlcy]

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[veradcmore-blog]

text → everyone

caleb: so today i found out some very spicy information..

caleb: you remember that lady i've been complaining about?

caleb: I CAUGHT HER DOIN IT IN THE BROOM CLOSET

vera: ooh now u got that a1 #dirt

vera: and i don't have to listen to ur complaints anymore :) so whiny :)

[keagsromero-blog]

keagan: puppies cannot be killed  keagan: we r too cute >:)

[veradcmore-blog]

vera: hm.......interesting vera: i guess i’ll just have to resort to more..creative methods vera: watch ur back, pup >:)

[veradcmore-blog]

txt mssg ‣ vera.

esmeralda: you forgot??

esmeralda: you know what..

esmeralda: just forget I said anything.

esmeralda: uh, hope you have a good night.

vera: no wait

vera: im such an asshole sorry

vera: lets hang out somewhere? where we can talk?

[rhicnnons-blog]

❝ okay, but you know what i don’t understand about that logic ? whether you wear a skirt that shows your fucking ass cheeks, or a skirt that passes your ankle, you can still be provocative. and besides, who needs some crusty old man’s opinion on the way a young adult dresses in this century ? like, sorry grandpa, but i bet you wore bell bottoms. besides, it’s none of his damn business if your attire makes your parents proud, especially if you’re attractive. which, in case you were wondering, you are but — you know, i’m rambling. i’ll stop there, yeah ? anyways, nothing pisses me off more than men with an opinion on fashion. have they not noticed they wear socks with shorts ? just wear pants ! god, fucking decades of fighting for equality, and we still have ignorant fucks after us. amazing. ❞

[veradcmore-blog]

❝ y’know what i love about you ? i don't know anyone else who would go into an entire rant about how illogical mysoginistic old dudes are. but i, too, see the flaws in their logic and hope they’ll get to correcting them within the next...seventy-five years or so. that way maybe i’ll see the day where i can wear tight jeans and have my bra straps visible in public and be insulted less than the bald, crusty old men in socks and shorts. we should seriously get together and collaborate on a feminist fashion magazine or something, devil wears prada style. oh, and before i forget – thanks. i think you're pretty hot too, rhi. ❞

[rcsamie-blog]

“wow, that is incredibly uncalled for. and his comment about your clothing, as if a woman’s pride originates solely in her appearance. not in the fact that you are a successful singer, or how hard you work or how intelligent you are—but you make people proud when you look good. it’s incredible, that some men are still able to forget the fact that women are actual people. it’s not even worth your anger. i’ve seen your shows, you look hot. your parents are probably incredibly proud of your work and how hot you are.”

[veradcmore-blog]

❝ damn, i feel like i can take on the world after that. thank you so much, lovely, i think i probably needed those kind words in order to simmer down a little. but seriously, i think we’ll only ever see men treat women with genuine respect when there are pigs flying in the air above them. it’s sad, but hopefully the hotter i look and the harder i work, the less i’ll have to put up with ignorant assholes. ❞

[ncveed]

there are some nice non salty medium done grandparents on this ship that are guaranteed to not piss you off. say you give him some insight, politely – that works too you know? like hey bud, you’re wrong. keep your dentures in and stop with the insults.

[veradcmore-blog]

❝ i’m not sure how appealing ‘medium done grandparents’ sounds to me, but i’ll be on the lookout for these supposed elderly birds of paradise anyway. i think in the moment i just wanted to stop talking to him, but that probably would’ve been a better idea, honestly. education is always important. although, usually when i tell ignorant people how wrong they are they just get defensive and worse so...who knows ? ❞

[reincs-blog]

“ he’s disgusting, i know. someone ought to do something that’ll make him regret every gross thing he’s ever done. how is it  you always have the most brilliant ideas ? but hey, why choose one when we can do both ? if we really set our minds to it, nothing can stop the two of us. okay, so after we raid his mini bar, i hope we’re starting our john hughes movie marathon with sixteen candles – it’s one of my favorites. ”

[veradcmore-blog]

❝ as much as i’d love to take credit for this little plan, i think you’re the real mastermind for combining both ideas. two birds with one stone kinda deal – i love it. plus, what’s a john hughes marathon without tiny bottles of gin and peanut packets from some asshole’s mini bar ? um...yes a million times to sixteen candles ! excellent choice. we can rant about how offensive long duk dong is and cry over the perfection that is the last scene all in one night. ❞

[veradcmore-blog]

txt mssg ‣ vera.

esmeralda: the kiss, the whole night...

esmeralda: are we gonna just pretend it didn't happen?

vera: oh yeah

vera: i forgot about that

vera: so what exactly about that night did you want to discuss

[keagsromero-blog]

keagan: tbqh…………………. i would be mad rn…………………… but that was such a damn good slice……………………… like wtf #dragme keagan: pillsbury hoe boi  nce keagan: #respect but also outraged by u and ur 2nd rate opinion of tier 1 toaster STRUDEL

[veradcmore-blog]

vera: wait a sec..is ur name trump......cause u flip flopped REAL QUICK!! vera: i wanna finish u cause u still cant recognize toaster pastry greatness but u look so happy fuq vera: quick how does one kill a puppy ? asking for a friend