[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[anarchistmemedistro]

[toothbrushunicorn]

This should anger you.

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[wizardshark]

Good morning! I- *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*

[wizardshark]

[buddie-ao3]

X

[theatrical-ghost]

men and their hinges

[patriciasmoyer]

s10 opening eddie jealous of a 4 year old probably

[theatrical-ghost]

sometimes you have to schedule the panic attack

[bark-barkley]

if they didnt want us to ship buddie then they shouldnt have had eddie say "DO MORE" like that

[theatrical-ghost]

If you think you have the ability to whisper affectively no no you don’t

[positivelyqueer]

There’s power in telling yourself ”no we don’t do that anymore” in response to self destructive urges.

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[incandescent-creativity]

[starlit-hopes-and-dreams]

[ID: tumblr tags reading: *has character development* Woah (all caps)!!! not yet pal /end ID]

[theatrical-ghost]

“Karmas a nasty slut”

okay dan

[patriciasmoyer]

feel like theo would call eddie “mr.eddie” cause he has manners

[stablefuse]

happy and out 💚🤍💙