(Mostly) A gaming blog.

I post Dragon Age and Star Trek for the most part, and the occasional cute animal gif. That's it. That's all of my interests. 

[iguanamouth]

[blvnk-art]

I suddenly had this headcanon of adult Harry with a long hair like Sirius and I had to paint to see how he would look like. [ref]

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[blvnk-art]

First Auror Potter I have ever painted was on his birthday, July 31st, in 2016, and it’s the first of this collection. I think that’s why I started to think of him as an +20 yo auror. Somehow, it’s like he’s growing with me in real time. My vision of Harry Potter has matured over the years. He’s no longer a young boy in my mind as I’m no longer a child or teenager. What motivates me is to think he’s got wiser and more serious and all shit he’s been through since he was a kid made him even more sarcastic then he was. “No need to call me sir, professor” would turn into something like “You need to call me sir”.

For more bearded/auror Harry, see this tag :)

[quasi-normalcy]

What if Scotty is not actually Scottish, though? 

Like, what if his name just happens to be Montgomery Scott, so all of his friends started calling him “Scotty,” and then every time he was introduced to a new person, they would be like “Oh, are you Scottish? My uncle was Scottish!”

And finally, he just gets sick of explaining the situation, so he starts replying with “aye, laddie!” But then it turns out that the person he said that to was Captain Kirk, and he doesn’t want to admit that he lied to his new commanding officer, so he has to keep speaking in a ridiculously over-the-top brogue and commenting constantly on how much he loves drinking Scotch, and by the time that he realises that Kirk would have found humour in the situation, he’s in too deep and can’t stop pretending, and it gradually just becomes his normal speech pattern.

Then, years later, the Enterprise is being inspected by a Starfleet engineer who’s actually Scottish, and Scotty takes him on a walking tour of his warp engines and is all like “Auch! Here be me wee bairns!” and the other engineer is just like “what the fuck is wrong with you?”

I take the fact that James Doohan is Canadian as evidence of this theory.

[quasi-normalcy]

Scotty hacking into his Starfleet personnel file to alter his place of birth.

Scotty soundproofing his quarters on the Enterprise so that no one can hear him teach himself to play the bagpipes from instructional videos.

Scotty making a great show of taking a shuttle down to Aberdeen to “visit his family” every time the Enterprise is in Earth orbit and then, once on the ground, discreetly site-to-site transporting himself to Vancouver or whatever.

None of these things are out of character or beyond his technical ability.

[beka-tiddalik]

Yeah, but also in character: Jim Kirk has known since Day 1 that Scotty is not, in fact, Scottish, but is just sitting there waiting to see how far Scotty is willing to go to keep the story going. It started out as an “enough rope” situation but now it’s one of Jim’s greatest ongoing sources of entertainment and he wouldn’t admit at gunpoint that he knows. 

[wordsandshadows]

Honestly, Kirk would actively claim to have met Scotty’s Extremely Scottish Family/visited them in Aberdeen just to keep it going.

[surprisebitch]

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[hihicecil]

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

[miquerida]

here i screen capped it 

[surprisebitch]

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[vikingpoteto]

are y’all seriously gonna ignore the part in which her tits literally hit her in the face

[surprisebitch]

thanks for highlighting an important detail of what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[bolinbender]

[verayne-blog]

@lady-amaranthine all of this is relevant to you

[lady-amaranthine]

To match my paladin portrait, this is my bff’s rogue drow, Ascher. She’s a tiny angry lesbian and she stabs things lots.

[would anyone be interested in commissions in this style? They’d probably cost around £40 depending on complexity since they take a few hours]

[lady-amaranthine]

Ascher and Valtyra, our incredibly dysfunctional duo. Valtyra’s scars are the result of fighting 15-foot tall reanimated skeletons, whose weapons had rows of spikes on. She caught one squarely in the torso, passed out from trauma and nearly died. Ascher saved her. They still don’t like each other very much though…

[lady-amaranthine]

Really enjoy that the last thing i searched for on YouTube on my phone was videos of tortoises fucking a Croc because @verayne didn’t believe me when i tried to explain the noises they made mid-footwear-coitus

[verayne-blog]

I mean, it's not like I asked you for the information....

[ryuji-goda-deactivated20190925]

tfw you’re bad at talking to pretty girls

[lady-amaranthine]

Some going out selfies! Plus my selfie light, my true love ❤️

[otarsus]

This is the best D&D

[100dust]

@gallantly-dreaming @whaat-is-going-on

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

QUALITY D&D

[verayne-blog]

@lady-amaranthine

[lesbianrey]

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

[meattunic-deactivated20171126]

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

[lazytechsupport]

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

[simplyaskeleton]

cs lewis: i put you in my book you’re a fairly significant character

tolkien: i based my tree OC off of you

[crotchapple]

tolkien: good fantasy can’t have things like street lamps in them it would’t make sense

cs lewis:

[korsoup-deactivated20211015]

Im glad geralt and aloy are friends

[lavenderalchemyst]

@mariclair

[butt-berry]

Adopted parent

[pon-ee-reblogs]

BIOWARE TELL ME YOU DIDN’T NAME THIS COMET JAR OF BEES

[armalis-archived-blog]

sci-fi episodes i want:

ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign

firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.

unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a marriage proposal.

universal translators break, everyone is reduced to hand gestures

viewscreen has dead pixels in the upper left corner, drives the captain a bit bonkers

space gps tells us to take a right where we should take a left. plucky recent academy grad on the graveyard shift realizes that this would take us into the sun and makes the course correction. ship’s computer advises her for two hours to make a u-turn when it is safe to do so

[yandereleorio]

“siri, how do I land a space ship” is heard over the ship speaker system.

[captaincrusher]

Plans for Star Trek Discovery.

[greendelle]

DAI mage squad