whatever

critrole, tatort, granada holmes

[frubeto]

Recent Works and WIP

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Critical Role

Trouble (he waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part) (T, 7k)

like real people do (T, 3k)

And I want it (I want my life so bad) (T,3k)

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link to ao3

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[clementine-kesh]

obviously there’s nothing morally wrong with the projectionist lens through which a large portion of fandom operates but it does get kind of tiring to constantly feel like. hey guys what if we stopped talking about ourselves and instead talked about the character

[clementine-kesh]

and of course a degree of projectionism can be a very useful lens in certain circumstances, such as having unique insight into a character who shares certain aspects of your own experiences. but at the end of the day you still gotta recognize that there are going to be aspects of them that diverge from yourself

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[curls up in a ball] no I’m ok I just do this sometimes

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[carlyraejepsans]

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

[boringkate]

The year is 2040. You need to use the Yum Brands Inc app to unlock the Taco Bell's washroom door. The app tells you to make an account. They removed the ability to make accounts with just an email address and password (for bot prevention). It says to link your Meta account and to log in using it. You were banned from Meta after being mass reported (falsely accused of being an ai) because you mentioned being left handed and the altaltalt right have become increasingly fixated on left handedness as a sign of degeneracy. A hot older woman is watching you piss your pants.

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[frubeto]

Just wanted to stop by and say how much I enjoy your characterization of Bolaire and Hal in your recent fic, they’re at such an interesting place right now in the campaign in relation to each other. All that to say, thank you for sharing your stories!!!

thank you! <3 and yeah, so much has happened and they havent really had a moment to sort through everything. i dont even know how to feel about them being at different tables now. i just love whatever that thing is between them so much. they really live rent free in my head rn.

[deckitout]

sir julien !!

[official-german-puns]

[frubeto]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Halandil Fang & Bolaire Lathalia, Halandil Fang/Bolaire Lathalia, Halandil Fang & Shadia Fang Characters: Halandil Fang, Bolaire Lathalia, Shadia Fang, Demodus Blix Additional Tags: its not so much a & or a / its a secret third thing. you know how they are, Episode: c04e022 The Point of No Return (Critical Role), Episode: c04e023 Buried Truths (Critical Role), aftermath of hal picking up the mask, Halandil Fang Needs A Hug Summary:

or: Halandil Fang and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

[hedgehog-moss]

I didn’t know fondue was a thing outside USA—stupid but i thought it was like, fake cheese that we would melt to dip tiny weenies in. Looked it up and found out it’s Swiss—so probably more people than I realized enjoy it! I would love to try a fondue of local cheese, but that’s not easy to come by where i live. Enjoy yours!

I'm sorry but I am so morally disoriented by the concept of 'fake cheese' that I have trouble focusing on any other aspect of your message. What is fake cheese?? You say that like it's a perfectly understandable and emotionally neutral combination of words. I feel like I've just been handed a koan.

Then you add the phrase “tiny weenies" like it's the logical next step rather than a new psychological event. From my (very French) perspective the sentence "fake cheese to dip tiny weenies in" sounds like such a unique cultural artefact in itself, like a linguistic diorama to be displayed in a vitrine. This is not meant as a negative judgment of you or your country! just my earnest ethnographic confusion as I try to grapple with the concept of "tiny weenies" from a place of "fake cheese" trauma...

I had no idea fondue was seen this way in the US—I thought we (as a species) had a collective working definition of it, a sort of global consensus like the commutative property of addition, so the idea that in some corners of the world "fondue" means “fake cheese to dip tiny weenies in” has made me remember that you can just flay language off reality like skin. There's also a non-zero chance for this phrase to have activated a sleeper agent in Lausanne and authorised targeted elimination under the Académie Française’s emergency powers.

The concept of fondue now feels violently theoretical but I wish you many delicious ones in the future though :) You have politely disintegrated a couple of foundational concepts I'd never realised I relied on, which is always enriching. I won't recover, but thank you for sending this!

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[herssian]

people who don't use or spend time on tumblr don't really understand how solid this place is for creatives and how we could be living in artist utopia if they fully undid the nsfw ban. the tag system? the dashboard? the silly anons who will send you the most insane sentences known to mankind? having your very old, shitty art make the rounds again because somebody finds value from it and wants to show their friends? no other place even comes close

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash